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(grand orchestral fanfare
playing)

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(music slows, distorts)

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(music rewinding rapidly)

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(tinny grand orchestral
fanfare playing)

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(music ends)

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♪ Il... ♪

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♪ ...lumination ♪

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♪ Illumination ♪

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(harmonizing):
♪ Illumination. ♪

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♪ ♪

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-(pig squealing)
-Hyah! Hyah!

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(barking)

13
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(whimpering)

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-(cat meows)
-(laughing)

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(vibrating grunting)

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BOTH: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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-(elephant trumpets)
-(grunting rhythmically)

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(Minions speaking Minionese,
laughing)

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-(train whistle blowing)
-Uh...

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(gasps, whimpers)

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(grunts)

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Eh...

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(both laughing)

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-(laughing): Hey.
-Hey. Yoo-hoo.

25
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(grunting)

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Oh!

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All right, everybody,
gather round.

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This is our latest,
very special exhibit

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where you'll learn all about
your favorite movies

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-and actors.
-Wow. -Ooh.

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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!

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(attendees exclaiming)

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Look at all this cool stuff. Oh.

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Look up there. It's E.T.

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(attendees gasping)

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(excitedly):
Oh, and look at this one.

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-(gasps) Keanu Reeves.
-(glass squeaks)

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(purrs seductively)

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(exclaiming, murmuring)

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And you all know
George Lucas, right?

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-(excited chattering)
-GIRL: Oh, yes, he's great.

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(muffled):
I'd really like to go home now.

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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.

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You can do it.

45
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?

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Oh, George, you're just gonna
use it to call for help.

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(sighs heavily)

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Oh, and over here,

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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.

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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.

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James and Henry!

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Who?

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Are you serious?

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James and Henry.

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-Minions.
-I know the Minions.

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But I've never seen, uh...

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James and Henry.

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-Yeah. Never heard of them.
-Me neither.

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(stammers)

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This is insane!

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James and Henry are legends, and
they changed Hollywood forever.

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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.

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And their story is epic.

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-(gasping, murmuring)
-They're what?

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What is she talking about?

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You know what? Change of plans.

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Everybody, sit down. Now.

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All of you. Come on, sit down.

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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.

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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.

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(pops)

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As you may know,
throughout time,

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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,

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<i>searching for</i>
<i>the perfect villain</i>

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<i>-to serve.</i>
-(burps)

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(Minions speaking Minionese
excitedly, laughing)

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(singing "Blow the Man Down"
in Minionese)

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♪ Ho, ho... ♪
(singing in Minionese)

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OLIVIA: <i>And among them</i>
<i>was a very special guy.</i>

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<i>That's him right there.</i>

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<i>James.</i>

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<i>He liked to draw, paint,</i>
<i>but, above all,</i>

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<i>he loved to invent stories</i>
<i>and share them with his buddies.</i>

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-Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka.
-Huh?

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¿Te gusta?

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Uh... um, meh.

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JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric.
(speaks Minionese)

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Huh? (sputters, mutters)

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Hey, James! Hey!
(speaks Minionese) Okay?

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(stammering):
Uh, uh, es... Sí, sí.

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(groans)

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(grunting)

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OLIVIA:
<i>The rest of his tribe, however,</i>

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<i>they were just interested</i>
<i>in one thing.</i>

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(Minions gasp)

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MINIONS:
Big Boss. Ooh...

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OLIVIA: <i>To serve the most evil</i>
<i>master they can find.</i>

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<i>And this guy checked</i>
<i>all the boxes.</i>

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<i>Scary? Check.</i>

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<i>Burly? Check.</i>

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<i>-Super mean?</i>
-Ooh.

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-Pout! Pout! Pout!
-(people groaning)

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(laughing)

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OLIVIA:
<i>Double check.</i>

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CYCLOPS:
Oh.

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-(laughing)
-MAN: No, no, no!

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-Pout! Pout! Pout!
-(panicked shouting)

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(laughing)

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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(panicked shouting)

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OLIVIA:
<i>He was a perfect ten.</i>

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(laughing)

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(Minions shouting excitedly)

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MINIONS:
Pout! Pout! Pout!

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(chattering happily)

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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-(laughing)
-(heavy thudding)

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OLIVIA: <i>To show their new master</i>
<i>how much they cared,</i>

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<i>the Minions did everything</i>
<i>for him.</i>

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(speaking Minionese)

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(James humming)

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OLIVIA: <i>But James wanted</i>
<i>to go one step further</i>

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<i>and create something</i>
<i>truly wonderful for his master.</i>

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-(thudding footsteps)
-Uh, uh, what? Ah.

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(Cyclops humming)

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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!

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Hey, looka! Looka!
(speaking Minionese)

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-(Cyclops sighs)
-(James laughs)

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Regarde! (grunts)

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C'est tu! (chuckles)

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Et c'est nous!

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(chanting):
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

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(laughing)

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Pout, pout, pout.

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JAMES:
Uh...

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-No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
-(Cyclops laughing)

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-No.
-(laughing, grunting)

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(grunts) Eh?

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(Cyclops gasps)

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(screaming)

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(gasps) Regarde! Regarde!

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(whimpering)

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(screaming)

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-(shouting in pain)
-(shouting in Minionese)

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-(crashing)
-(Cyclops cries out)

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Ah, ooh, ooh.

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-(crashing)
-(grunting)

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(cries out in pain)

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(whimpering)

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Uh, pulla, pulla...
(speaks Minionese)

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(straining)

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(grunting)

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Phew.

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(laughs)

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JAMES:
Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!

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¡Cuidado! !Cuidado!

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Oomph! (air squeaking)

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(screaming)

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(pained grunting)

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(gasping)

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Ow! (grunting)

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Oh! Ooh! Oh!

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(screaming)

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-(thudding, squishing)
-(gasping)

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-(grunts woozily)
-(gags)

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-Oh, James.
-James.

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(chuckles sheepishly)

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♪ ♪

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(sighs)

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OLIVIA:
<i>The Minions were banished</i>

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<i>from the Cyclops's island</i>
<i>that day,</i>

172
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<i>and everyone was mad at James.</i>

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-(speaks Minionese)
-James, James, James!

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(shouting angrily
in Minionese, grunts)

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-Oh.
-OLIVIA: <i>Well, not everyone.</i>

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-(laughing) <i>-One other Minion</i>
<i>found it very funny.</i>

177
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.

178
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(screaming in pain)

179
00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:21,344
(speaks Minionese,
blows raspberry)

180
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(screaming in pain)

181
00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:25,081
Ayah, ouch. (groaning)

182
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(laughing, speaks Minionese)

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OLIVIA:
<i>And that was Henry.</i>

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-HENRY (sighs): Ooh la la la.
-(James chuckles)

185
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(speaking Minionese)

186
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Allez.

187
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(stutters) Hey, James.
(speaking Minionese)

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Ah, sí, sí.

189
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(rhythmic drumbeat)

190
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Uh-uh.

191
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

192
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Hey.

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(speaks Minionese)

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♪ ♪

195
00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,687
Huh? (laughs)

196
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,956
(Henry laughing)

197
00:08:06,989 --> 00:08:08,124
Mee-ta Henry.

198
00:08:08,157 --> 00:08:10,126
Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.

199
00:08:10,159 --> 00:08:12,695
-Tapioca?
-Ah, oh, tapioca.

200
00:08:12,728 --> 00:08:14,130
(laughs) Ooh, hey.

201
00:08:14,163 --> 00:08:16,098
-(speaking Minionese)
-Sí.

202
00:08:16,132 --> 00:08:18,167
(speaks Minionese excitedly)

203
00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,969
Oh, oh. (speaks Minionese)

204
00:08:20,002 --> 00:08:22,972
Hey, oh! (speaking Minionese)

205
00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:24,673
-Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
-Sí. Sí.

206
00:08:24,707 --> 00:08:26,242
(laughing nervously)

207
00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:27,676
-Blah.
-(sputters)

208
00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:29,645
-(both laughing)
-(sighs)

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OLIVIA:
<i>And from that moment on,</i>

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<i>James and Henry</i>
<i>were inseparable.</i>

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<i>The best of friends</i>
<i>and by each other's side</i>

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<i>-no matter where they went...</i>
-MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss!

213
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<i>-...or who they worked for.</i>
-Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

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<i>Their next master</i>
<i>was extremely promising,</i>

215
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<i>very powerful and,</i>
<i>more importantly, very evil.</i>

216
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<i>And his book-- ooh, dear me,</i>
<i>it had some wicked spells in it.</i>

217
00:08:56,505 --> 00:08:58,240
Misha stroganoff.

218
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(vocalizing, whistling)

219
00:09:00,342 --> 00:09:02,044
Oh la la la.
(speaking Minionese)

220
00:09:02,077 --> 00:09:03,512
(shouts in foreign language)

221
00:09:03,546 --> 00:09:05,014
Brush up! Brush up!

222
00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:07,016
(speaks Minionese,
laughs nervously)

223
00:09:07,683 --> 00:09:10,553
No touch of la bookiski.

224
00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,557
-No touch of!
-Okay, okay. No touch of.

225
00:09:17,059 --> 00:09:18,327
Ah. (laughing)

226
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,463
-No touch of!
-(yelps) Bah no, no.

227
00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:23,165
(hushed):
Hey, James. James.

228
00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:24,733
Come here, come here. Looka.

229
00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,302
Touch of la bookiski.

230
00:09:27,136 --> 00:09:28,771
(chuckles):
Oh.

231
00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,539
Looka. Come here, come here.

232
00:09:30,573 --> 00:09:31,707
(grunts)

233
00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,708
Oh.

234
00:09:32,741 --> 00:09:34,610
Bella la monstra.

235
00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:36,011
(laughing)

236
00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:38,981
Ooh la. Ooh.

237
00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:41,617
Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!

238
00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:44,119
Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.

239
00:09:44,153 --> 00:09:45,621
Uh... (clears throat)

240
00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:48,424
(speaking foreign language)

241
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,758
♪ ♪

242
00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,193
(crackling)

243
00:09:51,227 --> 00:09:53,095
-(Minions gasping)
-(soft rumbling)

244
00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:55,297
-(exclaiming, whimpering)
-(magical tinkling)

245
00:09:56,398 --> 00:09:59,635
(deep purring)

246
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:01,103
BOTH:
Aw.

247
00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:02,638
(speaks Minionese) ...cute-a.

248
00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:04,507
(chirps)

249
00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:05,741
(roaring viciously)

250
00:10:05,774 --> 00:10:07,109
(screaming)

251
00:10:07,142 --> 00:10:09,378
(wind whistling)

252
00:10:11,547 --> 00:10:12,581
(snarling)

253
00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:17,253
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

254
00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,289
(Wizard shouting
in foreign language)

255
00:10:21,657 --> 00:10:22,758
(wind whistles)

256
00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:25,261
(screaming)

257
00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:28,163
(cries out)

258
00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:31,166
(panting, whimpering)

259
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:34,537
Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.

260
00:10:35,571 --> 00:10:37,740
Command-Zed!

261
00:10:37,773 --> 00:10:39,608
-Undo!
-(growling)

262
00:10:39,642 --> 00:10:41,544
Command-Zed!

263
00:10:41,577 --> 00:10:42,778
Undo!

264
00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:45,314
(strained growling, roaring)

265
00:10:47,216 --> 00:10:49,418
(bellowing)

266
00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:55,124
(crackling)

267
00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:57,192
(Minions groaning weakly)

268
00:10:57,226 --> 00:11:01,163
OLIVIA: <i>Once again, the Minions</i>
<i>had inadvertently lost a master.</i>

269
00:11:01,196 --> 00:11:02,831
(groaning)

270
00:11:02,865 --> 00:11:04,166
Henry! (laughing)

271
00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:05,801
OLIVIA:
<i>On the plus side,</i>

272
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,304
<i>James and Henry's friendship</i>
<i>became stronger that day...</i>

273
00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:09,772
-Uh...
-Uh... (laughs nervously)

274
00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:11,240
OLIVIA:
<i>...even if it made</i>

275
00:11:11,273 --> 00:11:13,208
<i>some of the other Minions</i>
<i>unhappy.</i>

276
00:11:13,242 --> 00:11:16,478
(speaking Minionese angrily)

277
00:11:16,512 --> 00:11:18,447
(grunts)

278
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,249
(snickering)

279
00:11:20,282 --> 00:11:22,318
(gasping, panting)

280
00:11:22,351 --> 00:11:24,286
(strained grunting)

281
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,455
OLIVIA:
<i>Oh, this is Ed, by the way.</i>

282
00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:29,491
<i>He's a friendly Minion</i>
<i>who is a bit hard of hearing.</i>

283
00:11:29,525 --> 00:11:30,826
(blows raspberry)

284
00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:34,229
<i>So they came up with a way of</i>
<i>communicating with each other.</i>

285
00:11:34,263 --> 00:11:36,599
-Y polenta, la mango.
-Mm-hmm.

286
00:11:36,632 --> 00:11:38,133
(grunts)

287
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,868
(laughing)

288
00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:41,403
Come here.

289
00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:42,705
Huh?

290
00:11:48,644 --> 00:11:50,679
♪ ♪

291
00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:55,250
OLIVIA: <i>And so the Minions went</i>
<i>from one boss to the next.</i>

292
00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:56,819
<i>And there were many.</i>

293
00:11:56,852 --> 00:11:58,621
♪ ♪

294
00:11:58,654 --> 00:11:59,888
(growling)

295
00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:02,157
-The Big Boss!
-(cheering)

296
00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:04,159
(toilet flushing)

297
00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,162
CHRIS:
Uh, buddies. (stammers)

298
00:12:07,196 --> 00:12:08,864
Por favor. (whimpers)

299
00:12:08,897 --> 00:12:10,532
Uh. Huh? Ah!

300
00:12:10,566 --> 00:12:11,634
(grunts)

301
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,202
(mummy screams)

302
00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,671
MINIONS:
Oh, Chris!

303
00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:18,641
-(pirate laughing)
-(Minions growling)

304
00:12:18,674 --> 00:12:20,409
(Minions shouting)

305
00:12:20,442 --> 00:12:22,244
(grunts)

306
00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:25,280
(pirate screams)

307
00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:26,882
MINIONS:
Oh, Bill.

308
00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:28,250
(pirate screaming)

309
00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:30,452
(snoring)

310
00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:34,890
MINIONS:
Oh, Patrick.

311
00:12:34,924 --> 00:12:37,292
(shouting in Minionese,
grunting)

312
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,529
-(bamboo creaking)
-Huh?

313
00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,898
MINIONS:
Oh, Brian.

314
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:44,667
♪ ♪

315
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,468
OLIVIA:
<i>But after a while,</i>

316
00:12:46,502 --> 00:12:49,672
<i>they couldn't find</i>
<i>any more evil masters to serve.</i>

317
00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:53,208
<i>For a very long time,</i>
<i>the Minions wandered about,</i>

318
00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:55,644
<i>tired and losing hope.</i>

319
00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:56,879
(panting)

320
00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:58,881
Okay. (speaking Minionese)

321
00:12:58,915 --> 00:12:59,882
Okay?

322
00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:01,417
(speaking Minionese)

323
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,419
OLIVIA: <i>And that</i>
<i>very bossy Minion there,</i>

324
00:13:03,452 --> 00:13:04,954
<i>that's Dick.</i>

325
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,822
<i>He barked at everyone</i>
<i>to make camp for the night.</i>

326
00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:08,657
-(James and Henry laughing)
-Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

327
00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:10,726
(speaking Minionese)

328
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,228
OLIVIA:
<i>Now, because of their nonstop</i>

329
00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:15,798
<i>blabbering and giggling,</i>
<i>Dick ordered Henry and James</i>

330
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:19,535
<i>to go sleep away from</i>
<i>everyone else, as per usual.</i>

331
00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,370
-(snoring)
<i>-Which was fine with them,</i>

332
00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,405
<i>as it meant they could</i>
<i>stay up all night</i>

333
00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:26,809
<i>discussing the meaning of life,</i>
<i>the cosmos,</i>

334
00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:28,711
<i>their hopes, their dreams.</i>

335
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,947
(James and Henry
speaking Minionese)

336
00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:34,583
-HENRY: Ooh la la. (speaks
Minionese) -JAMES: Bank you.

337
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:36,518
-Bellissimo, James.
-Uh-huh.

338
00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:37,820
Ah. (speaks Minionese) ...Dick.

339
00:13:37,853 --> 00:13:39,254
(speaks Minionese) ...asparagus.

340
00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:41,590
Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.

341
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:45,461
-(laughing) -DICK: Hey, yo!
Henry, James! Sleepa!

342
00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:46,562
(growls in frustration)

343
00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:49,364
(snickering, laughing quietly)

344
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,535
(Henry and James snoring)

345
00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:57,473
(snoring continues)

346
00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:59,842
DICK:
Hey. (speaking Minionese)

347
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,410
Go, go, go.

348
00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,913
-Hey, Henry, wake up.
-Huh? (speaks Minionese)

349
00:14:03,947 --> 00:14:05,681
(speaking Minionese)

350
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:09,485
-(speaks Minionese)
-(stutters, speaks Minionese)

351
00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,487
OLIVIA:
<i>Oof. And with that,</i>

352
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,990
<i>Dick lost his temper... again.</i>

353
00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:18,560
<i>And he said all he had on</i>
<i>his mind about the two friends.</i>

354
00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:22,364
<i>Henry thought long and hard</i>
<i>about Dick's remarks...</i>

355
00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:23,632
<i>and decided to punch him.</i>

356
00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:25,667
-(speaks Minionese)
-(Dick whimpering)

357
00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:28,403
<i>But thankfully Ed intervened,</i>

358
00:14:28,437 --> 00:14:31,040
<i>signed for his friend</i>
<i>to calm down,</i>

359
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,674
<i>breathe deeply...</i>

360
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,843
<i>-and...</i>
-Hey. Hey! (grunts)

361
00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:36,712
<i>...punched Dick himself.</i>

362
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,747
-(shouting)
-(Dick stammering)

363
00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:41,084
Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
(speaks Minionese) Okay?

364
00:14:41,117 --> 00:14:42,718
-(grunting)
-(clamoring)

365
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,386
OLIVIA:
<i>Well, this seemed like</i>

366
00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:45,721
<i>-the breaking point...</i>
-Looka!

367
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,589
<i>...but then Dick saw something</i>

368
00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:50,826
<i>that would change</i>
<i>the Minions' lives forever.</i>

369
00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,661
Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

370
00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:55,430
-(gunfire)
-♪ ♪

371
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,035
(dings)

372
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,569
(dreamily):
Big Boss.

373
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,337
ERIC:
Hey, buddies!

374
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:04,807
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

375
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,842
(gunfire)

376
00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:10,914
(shouting excitedly)

377
00:15:10,947 --> 00:15:12,514
(laughing)

378
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,550
(exclaims)

379
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:18,320
-(Minions shouting)
-(horses whinnying)

380
00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:23,425
MINIONS:
Bye-bye!

381
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,827
(Minions shouting excitedly)

382
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:27,030
-What the...?
-(train whistle blowing)

383
00:15:27,063 --> 00:15:28,730
Hyah!

384
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:36,772
-(Minions chattering)
-(grunting)

385
00:15:37,739 --> 00:15:38,975
(whimpering)

386
00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:40,076
(shouting in Minionese)

387
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:42,678
(screaming)

388
00:15:42,711 --> 00:15:44,680
-(Klaxon horn honking)
-Huh? Buddies, looka!

389
00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:46,882
-(guns popping)
-(bandit yelps)

390
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:50,954
To the train!

391
00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:53,022
-(bandit whimpers)
-(Minions chatter)

392
00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:54,991
-Follow him! (grunts)
-Get on up! Get after him!

393
00:15:55,024 --> 00:15:56,993
Go, go, go!

394
00:15:57,026 --> 00:15:58,727
Hmm? (gasps)

395
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,863
-After him!
-Come here, you little...

396
00:16:02,564 --> 00:16:04,466
(strained grunting)

397
00:16:05,101 --> 00:16:07,170
-Hey! (yelling)
-(grunts)

398
00:16:07,203 --> 00:16:08,637
(whistling)

399
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:09,872
(grunts)

400
00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:11,107
Huh? Oh.

401
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,374
(laughs)

402
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,544
-(Minions chattering)
-(bandit whimpers)

403
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,016
(yelps)

404
00:16:20,049 --> 00:16:22,919
Hey! Down here!

405
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,192
(whimpers, grunts)

406
00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:30,859
(grunts)

407
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,161
Buddies! Helpa me!

408
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:34,730
-(bandit screaming)
-(clamoring)

409
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,132
(gasps)

410
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:38,167
(yelling, straining)

411
00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:40,435
(clamoring continues)

412
00:16:40,469 --> 00:16:42,571
(straining, yelling)

413
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,076
(strained grunting)

414
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,510
(Minions shouting)

415
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,746
-What? Oh!
-(engine sputtering)

416
00:16:50,779 --> 00:16:51,948
(screams)

417
00:16:51,981 --> 00:16:53,582
(clamoring)

418
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:54,783
(bandit grunting)

419
00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:56,685
-Whoa, whoa!
-(engine sputtering)

420
00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:59,923
("Hooray for Hollywood" playing)

421
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,790
(grunting)

422
00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:04,928
-Big Boss! Hey!
-(Minions laughing)

423
00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,528
(shrieks, whimpers)

424
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:08,864
(screaming)

425
00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:12,168
-(Minions shouting)
-(man yelps)

426
00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:13,802
(shouting in Minionese)

427
00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:14,938
(laughing)

428
00:17:14,971 --> 00:17:16,471
-Uh, oh.
-Oh.

429
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:19,675
-(speaks Minionese)
-(laughs)

430
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,010
(shouting in Minionese)

431
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:23,478
(laughing)

432
00:17:23,512 --> 00:17:25,714
(people shouting and screaming)

433
00:17:27,984 --> 00:17:29,818
(screaming)

434
00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:31,120
Hey, hey, looka.

435
00:17:31,154 --> 00:17:32,521
(train whistle blowing)

436
00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:33,923
-Toot, toot!
-(laughing)

437
00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:37,060
-(whistle continues blowing)
-(woman exclaims)

438
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:39,028
(whimpering)

439
00:17:39,062 --> 00:17:41,563
(shouting excitedly)

440
00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,002
(panting, screaming)

441
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:48,804
(Minions shouting)

442
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,041
(laughing)

443
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:55,078
(chattering)

444
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:57,981
(grunting)

445
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:01,217
-(bandit screams)
-(shouting)

446
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,952
(grunts)

447
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:05,154
(laughing, shouting)

448
00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,023
Uh, uh, oh.

449
00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:08,590
(strained grunting)

450
00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:09,926
Oh, oh, oh.

451
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,526
(yells)

452
00:18:12,161 --> 00:18:13,862
(grunts)

453
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,765
(shouting)

454
00:18:21,971 --> 00:18:23,705
(man yelps)

455
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,275
-Hey. Toot, toot!
-(train whistle blowing)

456
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:28,543
-(laughing) Toot!
-Toot!

457
00:18:28,577 --> 00:18:29,778
-(whistling stops)
-(gasps) -Agh.

458
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,147
-(speaks Minionese) Broke off.
-Huh?

459
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,949
-Toot, toot!
-(laughing)

460
00:18:32,982 --> 00:18:34,283
-Toot, toot, toot!
-Toot, toot!

461
00:18:34,317 --> 00:18:36,752
-(laughing)
-(car horn honks)

462
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,322
(stammering)

463
00:18:39,355 --> 00:18:41,556
-(woman speaking softly)
-(baby babbling)

464
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,692
(screams) Buddies, go, go!

465
00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,560
Toot, toot!

466
00:18:45,594 --> 00:18:47,096
(screams)

467
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,598
(straining)

468
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:50,866
(screams)

469
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,671
(giggling)

470
00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:57,706
(Minions sigh)

471
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,808
Ah! (shouting in Minionese)

472
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:03,645
-(shouting in Minionese)
-(man whimpering)

473
00:19:04,613 --> 00:19:06,182
(shouting in Minionese)

474
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:08,251
(clowns whimpering)

475
00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:09,919
(clown laughing)

476
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,921
(whimpering)

477
00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,923
(Minions shouting excitedly)

478
00:19:13,956 --> 00:19:16,725
(screams) Please don't hurt me!

479
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,961
MINIONS (dreamily):
Big Boss.

480
00:19:19,962 --> 00:19:21,030
Phew.

481
00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,198
(screams) Look out!

482
00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:23,832
HENRY:
Kumquat?

483
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:25,734
-MINIONS: Huh?
-(gasps)

484
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,003
BANDIT:
Huh?

485
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,804
No. (grunting)

486
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,706
(metallic screeching)

487
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,976
(panicked shouting)

488
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:37,113
-(panicked shouting)
-Stop!

489
00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:40,950
Sto...

490
00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:43,352
-...op!
-(train creaking)

491
00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:45,054
(steam hisses)

492
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,093
(Minions grunt)

493
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:51,394
(plane engine sputtering)

494
00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:52,962
(crashing)

495
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,830
Toot, toot.

496
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,966
-Cut!
-(stage bell ringing)

497
00:19:56,999 --> 00:19:59,235
Okay, people, back to one.

498
00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:00,635
(crew groans)

499
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:02,138
(growling):
And you!

500
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,273
Do you have any idea
what you have done?

501
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:05,908
(speaking Minionese)

502
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,910
...la Boss y, uh, conducto...
(speaking Minionese)

503
00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:10,679
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.

504
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:11,847
Sí, toot, toot.

505
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,748
(speaking Minionese, shouting)

506
00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,384
Stop! Stop.

507
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:17,386
You've ruined everything.

508
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,288
It was a perfect scene.

509
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:22,258
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.

510
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,859
Uh... (speaks Minionese) No?

511
00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,161
-Get out of here.
-(Minions gasp)

512
00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:26,862
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.

513
00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:27,896
-And you.
-Me?

514
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,365
Definitely you. Get out!

515
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:32,301
-Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
-(Minions whimpering)

516
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:34,203
-Out!
-(yelps, whimpers)

517
00:20:36,272 --> 00:20:38,207
<i>Verschwindet!</i>

518
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,942
Let's go again.

519
00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:41,310
MAN:
Uh, hey, boss.

520
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,146
We're out of film.

521
00:20:43,179 --> 00:20:44,846
(exhales)

522
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,416
This is not going
to go down well.

523
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,818
♪ ♪

524
00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,060
(Klaxon horn honks)

525
00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:04,733
(muttering quietly in German)

526
00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:08,971
FRANK:
You tell that no-talent bum

527
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:11,207
if he messes up again,
he's fired!

528
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,476
And then send him
a bottle of champagne

529
00:21:13,509 --> 00:21:15,444
because it's his birthday.
(chuckles)

530
00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,947
Oh! There he is.

531
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,916
-Our favorite director.
-(chuckles nervously)

532
00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,150
Hello, Mr. Bright.

533
00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:22,919
-Mr. Bright.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

534
00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:24,453
-(yells) -All right,
let's see what you shot.

535
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:25,454
(strained grunting)

536
00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:27,023
Roll the scene, now.

537
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:29,158
We are so excited to see it.

538
00:21:29,192 --> 00:21:30,359
Come on, let's go.

539
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:32,161
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,

540
00:21:32,195 --> 00:21:33,795
we had... (gulps)

541
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:36,065
a small problem.

542
00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:36,933
A problem?

543
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:39,402
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.

544
00:21:39,435 --> 00:21:41,404
Problems cost money, Elwood.

545
00:21:41,437 --> 00:21:42,972
If this scene is terrible,

546
00:21:43,005 --> 00:21:47,076
you will never work
in this town again.

547
00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:48,344
But we're sure you'll do great

548
00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:50,379
in any number of other towns.
(chuckles)

549
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:51,846
(Max chuckles weakly)

550
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,382
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.

551
00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:55,717
-(film projector clicking)
-(piano playing jaunty tune)

552
00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,959
♪ ♪

553
00:22:09,532 --> 00:22:12,335
(dramatic piano music plays)

554
00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:19,774
(whimpers):
Ooh, here we go.

555
00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:22,011
♪ ♪

556
00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:24,480
What is going on?

557
00:22:24,513 --> 00:22:27,116
MAX: I know. That's what I was
trying to tell you at the...

558
00:22:27,149 --> 00:22:28,184
(whimpers)

559
00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:29,884
(Frank grunts)

560
00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:31,820
What are those things?

561
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,556
Uh... they, uh...

562
00:22:33,589 --> 00:22:35,024
FRANK:
You changed the whole scene.

563
00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:36,926
-(dramatic chords)
-MAX: But I didn't.

564
00:22:36,959 --> 00:22:39,894
I... oh, boy, I didn't.

565
00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:41,530
It's genius!

566
00:22:41,564 --> 00:22:42,999
What?

567
00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:44,533
(jaunty music continues)

568
00:22:44,567 --> 00:22:46,269
The scene, it's great.

569
00:22:46,302 --> 00:22:48,137
It's better than great.
I love it!

570
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,973
Those sickly children,
oh, they're fantastic.

571
00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:52,575
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.

572
00:22:52,608 --> 00:22:54,210
Uh... yeah.

573
00:22:54,243 --> 00:22:56,245
(laughs nervously)
Okay. Absolutely.

574
00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:59,348
I'm going to get
my very good friends--

575
00:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,951
just those, uh, uh,
what's their names--

576
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:04,253
and put them in the movie!

577
00:23:04,287 --> 00:23:05,921
(laughs nervously)

578
00:23:05,955 --> 00:23:08,157
(music ends)

579
00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:09,191
Sam?

580
00:23:09,225 --> 00:23:10,825
Elwood?

581
00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:12,561
Would you mind playing it?

582
00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:14,063
All right.

583
00:23:14,096 --> 00:23:16,831
(playing "As Time Goes By")

584
00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:20,036
Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie.

585
00:23:20,069 --> 00:23:23,139
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.

586
00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:26,175
Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car!

587
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,177
-(Klaxon horn blaring)
-Faster, faster!

588
00:23:28,210 --> 00:23:30,546
We need to find them.
Where are they?

589
00:23:30,579 --> 00:23:31,880
Get out of the way!

590
00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:33,582
Move it, move it!

591
00:23:33,616 --> 00:23:35,084
(horns honking)

592
00:23:38,054 --> 00:23:39,422
SUFFRAGETTES (chanting):
Give women the vote!

593
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:40,956
Give women the vote!

594
00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,591
-Give women the vote!
-Take the next right.

595
00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,327
They could be on Sunset.

596
00:23:45,628 --> 00:23:47,463
-Ah.
-Ah.

597
00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:49,498
Oh, looka! (speaks Minionese)

598
00:23:49,532 --> 00:23:50,933
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

599
00:23:50,966 --> 00:23:52,601
-(grunts)
-(speaks Minionese)

600
00:23:52,635 --> 00:23:54,370
(grunting)

601
00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,005
(Henry laughing) Mmm!

602
00:23:56,038 --> 00:23:57,373
(gasps) Hey, hey!

603
00:23:57,406 --> 00:23:59,442
(chattering in Minionese)

604
00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:02,912
(hocks, spits)

605
00:24:02,945 --> 00:24:04,180
Oh.

606
00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:05,981
(laughing)

607
00:24:06,015 --> 00:24:07,483
(speaking Minionese)

608
00:24:07,516 --> 00:24:08,584
Eh, looka.

609
00:24:08,617 --> 00:24:10,486
(hocks, spits)

610
00:24:10,519 --> 00:24:12,555
(laughter)

611
00:24:12,588 --> 00:24:14,657
(speaks Minionese, hocks, spits)

612
00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:16,625
-(laughter)
-VENDOR: Hey!

613
00:24:16,659 --> 00:24:18,527
-MEN: Huh?
-Don't let 'em get away!

614
00:24:18,561 --> 00:24:19,962
(angry shouting)

615
00:24:19,995 --> 00:24:21,530
-(police whistle blowing)
-Huh?

616
00:24:21,564 --> 00:24:23,366
(whimpering, screaming)

617
00:24:23,399 --> 00:24:24,633
-(shouting in Minionese)
-(whimpering)

618
00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:26,102
DICK:
Huh? (stammering)

619
00:24:26,135 --> 00:24:27,536
-(screams)
-(whimpering)

620
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,038
(angry shouting)

621
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,142
(frantic chattering)

622
00:24:34,443 --> 00:24:36,245
-(bicycle bell ringing)
-BICYCLIST: Whoa!

623
00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:38,280
-(tires screeching)
-(frantic chattering)

624
00:24:38,314 --> 00:24:39,415
(screams)

625
00:24:40,316 --> 00:24:41,283
(cries out)

626
00:24:41,317 --> 00:24:42,218
(neighing)

627
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:44,620
-(Klaxon horn honks)
-(gasps)

628
00:24:44,653 --> 00:24:46,389
(Klaxon horn honks)

629
00:24:46,422 --> 00:24:47,456
(laughs):
My boys!

630
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:50,226
I've been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.

631
00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:51,961
-MAN: There they are!
-Uh...

632
00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:53,429
-(Dick yelps)
-Get those little guys!

633
00:24:53,462 --> 00:24:54,597
(shouts in Minionese)

634
00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,632
-Quick, quick.
-(grunting)

635
00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:58,033
DICK:
Go, go, go!

636
00:24:58,067 --> 00:24:59,935
(tires squealing)

637
00:24:59,969 --> 00:25:02,471
MAN:
Don't let them get away!

638
00:25:02,505 --> 00:25:04,273
MINIONS:
Banana!

639
00:25:04,306 --> 00:25:06,509
(excited chattering
in Minionese)

640
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:09,578
(muffled chatter)

641
00:25:09,612 --> 00:25:11,380
(muffled laughing)

642
00:25:11,414 --> 00:25:12,982
(speaking Minionese)

643
00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:15,151
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.

644
00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:16,719
Uh, first things first.

645
00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:18,154
Who are you?

646
00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:19,622
-(speaks Minionese) ...Henry.
-Y James.

647
00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:21,290
(speaks Minionese) ...Dick.

648
00:25:23,192 --> 00:25:24,493
-(speaks Minionese) ...Ed.
-Uh...

649
00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:26,128
-Soy Peter!
-(speaks Minionese) ...Ken.

650
00:25:26,162 --> 00:25:29,465
(Minions shouting out names)

651
00:25:29,498 --> 00:25:31,033
(stammering)

652
00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,269
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?

653
00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:34,437
Bah...

654
00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:35,604
Minions.

655
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:38,474
Look, Minions, my name is Max.

656
00:25:38,507 --> 00:25:39,742
MINIONS:
Bello, Max!

657
00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:41,710
Yeah, hi.

658
00:25:41,744 --> 00:25:44,013
Okay, I'm so sorry
about earlier.

659
00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:46,749
So, I would like
to work with you.

660
00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:48,717
We should make movies.

661
00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:50,052
-Movies?
-Movies?

662
00:25:50,085 --> 00:25:51,320
-Movies?
-Huh?

663
00:25:51,353 --> 00:25:53,389
You don't know what movies are?

664
00:25:53,422 --> 00:25:54,590
Mm...

665
00:25:54,623 --> 00:25:59,395
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,

666
00:25:59,428 --> 00:26:04,033
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.

667
00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:06,001
(speaks Minionese) ...storya.

668
00:26:06,035 --> 00:26:08,604
James... (speaks Minionese)
La storya.

669
00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:10,239
Le movies? ¿Para mí?

670
00:26:10,272 --> 00:26:12,374
-Sí, James. Sí!
-(James laughing)

671
00:26:12,408 --> 00:26:15,010
♪ ♪

672
00:26:15,044 --> 00:26:18,013
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,

673
00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:20,749
where we make
all kinds of movies.

674
00:26:20,783 --> 00:26:22,585
Oh, oh!

675
00:26:22,618 --> 00:26:24,186
(laughs)

676
00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:26,989
-Hello, Josh.
-JOSH: Hey, Sam.

677
00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:31,026
Perfect.

678
00:26:32,461 --> 00:26:34,430
(spluttering)

679
00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:39,068
All right, positions, everybody!

680
00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:41,070
-Find your mark...
-(busy chatter continues)

681
00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:43,272
♪ ♪

682
00:26:48,444 --> 00:26:50,312
(grunting)

683
00:26:52,414 --> 00:26:54,016
Whoo!

684
00:26:58,854 --> 00:27:00,289
-(cork pops)
-(cheering)

685
00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:02,558
It's a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!

686
00:27:02,591 --> 00:27:04,093
(excited chatter)

687
00:27:04,126 --> 00:27:05,661
(stammers)

688
00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:07,630
Fantástico!

689
00:27:07,663 --> 00:27:08,797
It is fantástico.

690
00:27:08,831 --> 00:27:10,533
It's exciting, isn't it?

691
00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:13,202
Oh!
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

692
00:27:13,235 --> 00:27:15,504
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.

693
00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:17,373
How about you gentlemen?

694
00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,441
-Do you want to make movies,
too? -(cheering)

695
00:27:19,475 --> 00:27:21,810
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.

696
00:27:21,844 --> 00:27:23,812
(speaking Minionese)
...Big Boss.

697
00:27:23,846 --> 00:27:25,281
-JAMES: Mm. -Uh...
-(shouting)

698
00:27:25,314 --> 00:27:27,216
-(laughter)
-Le movies!

699
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:29,418
Excellent. Let's get to work.

700
00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:34,356
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.

701
00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:38,527
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.

702
00:27:38,561 --> 00:27:39,795
Uh...

703
00:27:39,828 --> 00:27:41,363
-(lights thump)
-Oh.

704
00:27:41,397 --> 00:27:42,698
MAX:
Okay, listen up.

705
00:27:42,731 --> 00:27:44,233
So here's the scene.

706
00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:46,135
You see those large,
heavily armed men?

707
00:27:46,168 --> 00:27:48,837
They suspect you have killed
their leader,

708
00:27:48,871 --> 00:27:51,106
and they want you dead.

709
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:52,174
(imitates slicing):
Gweek.

710
00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:53,475
Uh, gweek?

711
00:27:53,509 --> 00:27:55,244
-All right, I need you
-(whimpers)

712
00:27:55,277 --> 00:27:58,280
to really sell the drama.

713
00:27:58,314 --> 00:28:00,583
You do a good job,
and you're hired!

714
00:28:00,616 --> 00:28:03,652
You fail, it's back
to wandering the streets,

715
00:28:03,686 --> 00:28:05,287
scavenging for food.

716
00:28:05,321 --> 00:28:07,423
Have fun with it!

717
00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:08,557
Okay!

718
00:28:08,591 --> 00:28:10,726
Ready, action!

719
00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:11,894
-Attack!
-(angry shouting)

720
00:28:11,928 --> 00:28:13,195
(screaming)

721
00:28:13,228 --> 00:28:14,697
Uh, buddies? (screams)

722
00:28:14,730 --> 00:28:16,365
-(screams)
-(grunting)

723
00:28:16,398 --> 00:28:18,601
No, no, no, no, no! (screams)

724
00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:20,302
-(cries out)
-(yells)

725
00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:22,705
-(angry shouting)
-(whimpering) Henry!

726
00:28:22,738 --> 00:28:23,772
(whimpers)

727
00:28:23,806 --> 00:28:26,575
Henry, helpa! (whimpers)

728
00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:27,743
(growling)

729
00:28:27,776 --> 00:28:29,745
(shouting in Minionese)

730
00:28:29,778 --> 00:28:32,114
(grunting)

731
00:28:33,315 --> 00:28:35,217
Buddies! (speaks Minionese)

732
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,386
-(chainsaw buzzing)
-(shouting)

733
00:28:40,222 --> 00:28:41,857
-(yells)
-Help!

734
00:28:41,890 --> 00:28:43,225
(grunts)

735
00:28:43,258 --> 00:28:45,260
-(laughing, munching)
-(screams)

736
00:28:46,963 --> 00:28:49,231
(screaming, grunting)

737
00:28:49,264 --> 00:28:51,166
-(yells)
-(pained grunt)

738
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,167
(high-pitched scream)

739
00:28:52,201 --> 00:28:53,168
-Skoal!
-Skoal!

740
00:28:53,202 --> 00:28:54,737
-(grunts)
-(whimpers)

741
00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:56,805
-(whimpers)
-Hey.

742
00:28:56,839 --> 00:28:57,840
(screaming)

743
00:28:57,873 --> 00:28:59,274
Cut!

744
00:28:59,308 --> 00:29:00,910
-(stage bell ringing)
-(actors moaning)

745
00:29:00,944 --> 00:29:02,578
-Huh?
-(speaks Minionese)

746
00:29:02,611 --> 00:29:04,948
Okay, that was...

747
00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:07,650
(laughing):
perfect!

748
00:29:07,683 --> 00:29:09,752
(cheering)

749
00:29:11,286 --> 00:29:14,657
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?

750
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:18,260
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?

751
00:29:18,293 --> 00:29:20,429
(cheering excitedly)

752
00:29:20,462 --> 00:29:23,465
-(Max laughing)
-(cheering continues)

753
00:29:25,467 --> 00:29:26,802
(radio stations changing)

754
00:29:26,835 --> 00:29:28,704
-Honey, it's starting.
-(theme music playing)

755
00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:30,439
Oh, goodie.

756
00:29:30,472 --> 00:29:32,241
NARRATOR (over radio): On this
beautiful spring day of '27,

757
00:29:32,274 --> 00:29:34,410
<i>the world has never been</i>
<i>a better place.</i>

758
00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:36,612
<i>The economy is forever booming</i>

759
00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:39,415
<i>with no sign</i>
<i>of slowing down ever.</i>

760
00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:41,316
<i>People have never been so happy,</i>

761
00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:43,920
<i>and the future has never</i>
<i>looked so bright.</i>

762
00:29:43,953 --> 00:29:46,455
<i>Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,</i>

763
00:29:46,488 --> 00:29:48,490
<i>the new stars</i>
<i>of the silver screen</i>

764
00:29:48,524 --> 00:29:50,492
<i>took the world by storm</i>
<i>and changed the face</i>

765
00:29:50,526 --> 00:29:52,962
<i>of the motion picture</i>
<i>industry forever</i>

766
00:29:52,996 --> 00:29:56,298
<i>with movies like</i> The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,

767
00:29:56,331 --> 00:29:58,701
Look Behind You... And Then Down

768
00:29:58,734 --> 00:30:01,837
<i>and</i> They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!

769
00:30:01,870 --> 00:30:03,907
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.

770
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:07,376
<i>The Minions have become</i>
<i>the kings of the box office,</i>

771
00:30:07,409 --> 00:30:10,013
<i>and it seems like the public</i>
<i>just can't get enough of them.</i>

772
00:30:10,046 --> 00:30:11,714
(laughter)

773
00:30:11,747 --> 00:30:13,682
<i>We spent weeks with</i>
<i>the super-mini sensations,</i>

774
00:30:13,716 --> 00:30:16,552
<i>and we're going to let you in</i>
<i>on a few of their secrets.</i>

775
00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:18,554
<i>Our boys have moved into</i>
<i>a luxurious house</i>

776
00:30:18,587 --> 00:30:20,589
<i>in Beverly Hills...</i>

777
00:30:21,256 --> 00:30:22,791
<i>...where they'll be able</i>
<i>to enjoy</i>

778
00:30:22,825 --> 00:30:24,793
<i>a comfortably large game room...</i>

779
00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:25,995
(shouting happily)

780
00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:27,596
(Minions groaning)

781
00:30:27,629 --> 00:30:29,898
<i>...and an equally comfortable</i>
<i>gigantic sauna.</i>

782
00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:31,834
(Minions grunt, groan)

783
00:30:31,867 --> 00:30:33,435
<i>Their lives have changed</i>

784
00:30:33,469 --> 00:30:35,004
<i>-since fame hit them.</i>
-WOMAN: Look, Minions!

785
00:30:35,038 --> 00:30:37,539
NARRATOR: <i>They can't go anywhere</i>
<i>without being recognized.</i>

786
00:30:37,573 --> 00:30:40,876
-(fans shouting)
<i>-(laughs) Run, boys, run!</i>

787
00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:44,613
<i>Looks are everything</i>
<i>in Tinseltown,</i>

788
00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:45,881
<i>and the Minions are always</i>
<i>on the hunt</i>

789
00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:49,284
<i>for the hottest,</i>
<i>most modern looks.</i>

790
00:30:49,318 --> 00:30:51,620
♪ ♪

791
00:30:52,454 --> 00:30:54,356
<i>What trendsetters.</i>

792
00:30:54,389 --> 00:30:56,926
<i>What fashion icons.</i>

793
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,827
<i>And not only that,</i>

794
00:30:58,861 --> 00:31:01,998
<i>now there's Minions merchandise.</i>

795
00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:04,633
<i>What will they think of next?</i>

796
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,969
♪ ♪

797
00:31:06,002 --> 00:31:08,637
<i>And boy, Hollywood has</i>
<i>never seen parties</i>

798
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:11,040
<i>like the ones those classy</i>
<i>gentlemen are throwing.</i>

799
00:31:11,074 --> 00:31:12,674
(elephant trumpets)

800
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:15,511
<i>Yes, the Minions</i>
<i>are on top of the world.</i>

801
00:31:15,544 --> 00:31:17,813
<i>They truly have it all.</i>

802
00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:19,882
♪ ♪

803
00:31:20,984 --> 00:31:22,618
(stage bell ringing)

804
00:31:24,087 --> 00:31:25,420
(sighs)

805
00:31:25,454 --> 00:31:26,855
(slurping)

806
00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:30,793
JAMES:
Bank you, bank you.

807
00:31:30,826 --> 00:31:32,494
(speaking Minionese)

808
00:31:32,528 --> 00:31:34,063
Okay? Hah. (speaks Minionese)

809
00:31:34,097 --> 00:31:37,033
(speaking rapidly in Minionese)

810
00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:39,701
(grunting)

811
00:31:40,669 --> 00:31:41,537
(grunts)

812
00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:43,639
-Gooda, huh?
-Loving it.

813
00:31:43,672 --> 00:31:45,474
-(laughs, grunts)
-(shrieks)

814
00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:47,709
-(grunts)
-(shouts in Minionese)

815
00:31:47,743 --> 00:31:48,945
(coughs)

816
00:31:48,978 --> 00:31:50,546
(speaking Minionese, gasps)

817
00:31:50,579 --> 00:31:53,849
(speaking Minionese)

818
00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:55,617
...para aquí, eh?

819
00:31:55,651 --> 00:31:56,819
Aquí.

820
00:31:57,653 --> 00:31:59,122
-Wow.
-Incredible.

821
00:31:59,155 --> 00:32:00,957
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!

822
00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:03,892
(speaking Minionese)
...película. Looka.

823
00:32:03,927 --> 00:32:05,828
(grunts, speaks Minionese)

824
00:32:05,861 --> 00:32:06,963
-Okay?
-On it.

825
00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:08,064
(speaks Minionese)

826
00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:11,134
(speaking Minionese)

827
00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:14,103
Okay? (speaking Minionese)

828
00:32:14,137 --> 00:32:15,838
(laughs):
James, my boy,

829
00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:18,107
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.

830
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:19,708
Ah, bank you.

831
00:32:19,741 --> 00:32:22,578
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.

832
00:32:22,611 --> 00:32:24,613
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.

833
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,648
O-Oscar? (speaks Minionese)

834
00:32:26,682 --> 00:32:30,987
Ah, it's an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.

835
00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,754
Ah...

836
00:32:33,388 --> 00:32:36,926
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to...

837
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,161
(drumroll)

838
00:32:38,194 --> 00:32:39,595
...James.

839
00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:41,830
-(exclaiming, cheering)
-(applause)

840
00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:45,467
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!

841
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,469
(gasps)

842
00:32:47,502 --> 00:32:49,738
♪ ♪

843
00:32:49,771 --> 00:32:52,708
-Eh...
-(elephants trumpeting)

844
00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:54,110
Bank you!

845
00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:56,179
-Bank you... (murmuring)
-MAX: James.

846
00:32:56,212 --> 00:32:57,646
-James?
-(murmuring continues)

847
00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:59,182
Are you all right, my friend?

848
00:32:59,215 --> 00:33:00,515
(microphone feedback)

849
00:33:00,549 --> 00:33:01,817
(both scream)

850
00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:04,020
W-Wait, wh-what's-what's
happening? What is this?

851
00:33:04,053 --> 00:33:05,621
I'll tell you what it is.

852
00:33:05,654 --> 00:33:07,556
It's the future of cinema.

853
00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:08,891
Everyone's doing it, Max.

854
00:33:08,925 --> 00:33:13,062
From now on,
our movies are gonna have...

855
00:33:13,096 --> 00:33:14,998
(over speakers):
sound.

856
00:33:15,031 --> 00:33:16,899
(Minions gasping)

857
00:33:16,933 --> 00:33:19,903
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.

858
00:33:19,936 --> 00:33:21,104
(exclaiming)

859
00:33:21,137 --> 00:33:22,906
-(chattering in Minionese)
-(microphone thumps, feedback)

860
00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:26,675
I have a very good feeling
about this.

861
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:28,543
-(stage bell ringing)
-Quiet, everyone.

862
00:33:28,577 --> 00:33:30,179
Are you ready, Henry?

863
00:33:30,213 --> 00:33:31,513
Ah, sí, sí, sí.

864
00:33:31,546 --> 00:33:33,415
This will be great.

865
00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:36,785
Okay, we're recording.

866
00:33:36,818 --> 00:33:38,854
And action.

867
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:41,157
(audio track beeps)

868
00:33:41,190 --> 00:33:43,558
(dramatic orchestral music
playing)

869
00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:56,872
You disappear from my life
five years ago,

870
00:33:56,906 --> 00:34:00,143
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?

871
00:34:00,176 --> 00:34:02,778
Well, no. No, I say!

872
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,715
Get lost, you handsome bastard.

873
00:34:07,549 --> 00:34:08,684
(gasps)

874
00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:11,087
Oh, Humphrey. (giggles)

875
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,057
My mother warned me
about men like you.

876
00:34:19,262 --> 00:34:21,030
(clears throat)

877
00:34:21,064 --> 00:34:23,933
Mm, baby,

878
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:26,768
piñata, carbonara,

879
00:34:26,802 --> 00:34:28,570
lasagna.

880
00:34:28,603 --> 00:34:30,273
-(smooching)
-What?

881
00:34:30,306 --> 00:34:31,807
<i>Was?</i>

882
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,709
-What?
-(smooching continues)

883
00:34:33,742 --> 00:34:35,078
(dramatic orchestral music
playing)

884
00:34:35,111 --> 00:34:36,611
(bombs whistling)

885
00:34:38,982 --> 00:34:40,249
Stay with us, Sarge.

886
00:34:40,283 --> 00:34:41,817
We need you.

887
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:45,054
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!

888
00:34:45,088 --> 00:34:46,588
(groaning)

889
00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:49,858
(cries out in pain)

890
00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,094
Yeah, Sarge?

891
00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:53,196
Sí...

892
00:34:53,229 --> 00:34:54,998
chihuahua!

893
00:34:55,031 --> 00:34:56,132
(moaning)

894
00:34:56,165 --> 00:34:57,266
(grunts)

895
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,600
-Cut!
-(stage bell ringing)

896
00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:00,203
(laughing):
Chihuahua!

897
00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:02,171
(Frank growling)

898
00:35:02,871 --> 00:35:05,574
(dramatic orchestral music
playing)

899
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:17,552
(glass shatters)

900
00:35:18,187 --> 00:35:20,289
Oh, poop.

901
00:35:20,323 --> 00:35:21,958
MAX:
Cut!

902
00:35:21,991 --> 00:35:23,825
Bikini.

903
00:35:23,859 --> 00:35:25,294
(blowing raspberries)

904
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:27,030
(laughing)

905
00:35:27,063 --> 00:35:29,664
-(laughing continues) -Can I
have a cup of coffee, please?

906
00:35:29,698 --> 00:35:31,267
Tiny bit of milk.

907
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,635
Two sugars.

908
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:35,104
Thank you.

909
00:35:36,072 --> 00:35:37,539
Balzac!

910
00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:40,742
This is a disaster!
We've lost millions!

911
00:35:40,776 --> 00:35:42,311
-(Minions gasp)
-No.

912
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:44,579
-You know who I blame?
-Them!

913
00:35:44,613 --> 00:35:46,049
Sadly, yes.

914
00:35:46,082 --> 00:35:47,183
Get out of here!

915
00:35:47,216 --> 00:35:49,152
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,

916
00:35:49,185 --> 00:35:50,920
and we hope
we can still be friends

917
00:35:50,953 --> 00:35:53,056
-who never speak to each other.
-Leave.

918
00:35:53,089 --> 00:35:55,624
And have a great life
away from us.

919
00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:58,127
(speaking Minionese)

920
00:35:59,295 --> 00:36:01,197
...Mbappé de Platini.

921
00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:02,664
(speaks Minionese) ...Oscar.

922
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:03,933
O-Oscar?

923
00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:07,103
James, you're never
going to win an Oscar.

924
00:36:07,136 --> 00:36:08,237
You're done.

925
00:36:08,271 --> 00:36:09,805
You're fired!

926
00:36:09,838 --> 00:36:11,706
-(gasping)
-(door opens)

927
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:13,342
(dogs barking)

928
00:36:13,376 --> 00:36:14,709
(growling)

929
00:36:14,743 --> 00:36:16,946
(sighing, moaning)

930
00:36:16,979 --> 00:36:19,815
-MAX: Goodbye, Ridley.
-Goodbye, Max.

931
00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:22,151
<i>-Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.</i>
-Bye-bye, Max.

932
00:36:22,185 --> 00:36:25,288
<i>-Hasta la vista, Quentin.</i>
-Bye-bye, Max.

933
00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:27,756
-Goodbye, Stephen.
-Tschüss!

934
00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:30,259
<i>-Ciao, Federico.</i>
-Bye-bye, Max.

935
00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:31,860
(groans) Dick.

936
00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:33,162
(grumbles):
Max.

937
00:36:34,663 --> 00:36:38,101
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.

938
00:36:38,134 --> 00:36:40,836
-(James whimpers)
-Don't worry, boys.

939
00:36:40,869 --> 00:36:43,206
It's just a minor setback.

940
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:44,673
-(crying)
-(gasps)

941
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,008
(crying continues)

942
00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:47,742
Bank you.

943
00:36:47,776 --> 00:36:50,179
You're going to be fine, James.

944
00:36:50,213 --> 00:36:52,982
You're going to do great things.

945
00:36:53,015 --> 00:36:55,384
DICK: Henry! James!
(shouts in Minionese)

946
00:36:55,418 --> 00:36:57,186
Bye-bye, Max.

947
00:37:00,123 --> 00:37:02,891
♪ ♪

948
00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:14,403
-(gate rattling)
-(Dick groans)

949
00:37:14,437 --> 00:37:16,239
No, no, no.

950
00:37:16,272 --> 00:37:17,406
¿Por qué?

951
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,143
(shouting in Minionese, sobs)

952
00:37:20,176 --> 00:37:22,278
(thunder rumbling)

953
00:37:22,311 --> 00:37:25,281
(groans, mumbling in Minionese)

954
00:37:25,314 --> 00:37:27,016
(thunder crashing)

955
00:37:27,049 --> 00:37:29,085
♪ ♪

956
00:37:31,187 --> 00:37:34,257
(panting)

957
00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:35,891
(thunder crashing)

958
00:37:35,925 --> 00:37:39,761
Ah... (shouting in Minionese)

959
00:37:39,794 --> 00:37:41,998
(Minions panting)

960
00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:44,799
(distant thunder crashing)

961
00:37:45,434 --> 00:37:46,768
(grunts)

962
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:48,971
(Minions murmuring)

963
00:37:50,406 --> 00:37:52,175
Uh, okay.

964
00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:53,842
(speaks Minionese)

965
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,012
(murmuring quietly)

966
00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:09,758
(sighs, speaks Minionese)

967
00:38:10,359 --> 00:38:12,929
Hey, Victor, bood night.

968
00:38:12,962 --> 00:38:14,964
-VICTOR: Bood night, Peter.
-Hey, Nick, bood night.

969
00:38:14,997 --> 00:38:16,865
-Ha, bood night, Greg.
-Bood night, George.

970
00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:18,201
-Bood night, Stephen.
-Bood night, Bruno.

971
00:38:18,234 --> 00:38:19,969
-Bood night, Julian.
-Thomas, bood night.

972
00:38:20,002 --> 00:38:22,505
(moaning)

973
00:38:22,538 --> 00:38:24,140
(grunts)

974
00:38:24,173 --> 00:38:26,875
Bood night, James.

975
00:38:26,909 --> 00:38:28,743
(sighs sadly)

976
00:38:28,777 --> 00:38:30,980
(Minions snoring)

977
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:38,054
(speaking Minionese quietly)

978
00:38:43,326 --> 00:38:44,460
Hmm.

979
00:38:44,493 --> 00:38:46,128
Huh?

980
00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:47,729
(gasps)

981
00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:52,435
(speaks Minionese)

982
00:38:52,468 --> 00:38:54,237
Eu-Eureka.

983
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:55,338
Eureka!

984
00:38:55,371 --> 00:38:57,373
(panting, laughing)

985
00:38:57,406 --> 00:38:59,375
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

986
00:38:59,408 --> 00:39:00,910
(laughing)

987
00:39:00,943 --> 00:39:02,078
(speaks Minionese)

988
00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:03,112
Storya.

989
00:39:03,145 --> 00:39:04,480
(speaks Minionese) ...Minions.

990
00:39:04,513 --> 00:39:06,848
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

991
00:39:06,881 --> 00:39:09,051
Bonanza...
(continues speaking Minionese)

992
00:39:11,354 --> 00:39:13,556
(speaking Minionese)

993
00:39:13,589 --> 00:39:15,258
(exclaiming excitedly)

994
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,858
Glory hallelujah!

995
00:39:16,891 --> 00:39:18,961
(laughing)
Henry, come here, come here!

996
00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:20,829
-(Henry mumbling) Huh?
-(speaks Minionese) ...storya!

997
00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,897
-Looka, looka!
-Huh?

998
00:39:22,932 --> 00:39:24,934
(speaks Minionese) ...movie.

999
00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:26,535
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.

1000
00:39:26,569 --> 00:39:28,404
Sí, sí, sí!

1001
00:39:28,437 --> 00:39:30,839
-(hooting happily)
-(Dick clears throat)

1002
00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:32,275
¿Qué pasa?

1003
00:39:32,308 --> 00:39:33,409
Ah, looka, looka.

1004
00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:35,378
James... (speaks Minionese)

1005
00:39:35,411 --> 00:39:37,046
...in la movies.

1006
00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:39,582
Movies? (speaks Minionese)

1007
00:39:39,615 --> 00:39:41,417
(strains, speaks Minionese)
...James.

1008
00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:42,817
Era fantástico.

1009
00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,853
(scoffs)
Minions don't maka movies.

1010
00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,289
(speaks Minionese) ...Big Boss!

1011
00:39:46,322 --> 00:39:48,391
(speaks Minionese)
...y helpa James.

1012
00:39:48,424 --> 00:39:51,294
(speaking Minionese angrily)

1013
00:39:51,327 --> 00:39:53,362
...Big Boss! Big Boss!

1014
00:39:53,396 --> 00:39:54,863
(grunts)

1015
00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:56,465
-(muffled murmur)
-Oops.

1016
00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,900
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?

1017
00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:00,169
(muffled):
Sí, sí. (grunts)

1018
00:40:00,202 --> 00:40:01,470
(speaks Minionese) ...movies.

1019
00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:03,039
(speaks Minionese) ...Boss.

1020
00:40:03,072 --> 00:40:04,839
-(shouts in Minionese)
-(chanting): Big Boss!

1021
00:40:04,873 --> 00:40:07,043
-Big Boss! Big Boss!
-No, b-buddies.

1022
00:40:07,076 --> 00:40:08,911
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1023
00:40:08,944 --> 00:40:10,379
-Big Boss!
-(door slams shut)

1024
00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:12,415
-(grumbling in Minionese)
-(speaks Minionese) Alles gut?

1025
00:40:12,448 --> 00:40:15,451
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

1026
00:40:15,484 --> 00:40:16,986
(both speaking excitedly)

1027
00:40:17,019 --> 00:40:18,220
(laughing, chattering)

1028
00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:21,157
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! !Vamos!

1029
00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:24,160
(band playing "Congeroo"
from <i>Hellzapoppin')</i>

1030
00:40:24,193 --> 00:40:25,995
♪ ♪

1031
00:40:26,028 --> 00:40:28,164
(lively chatter)

1032
00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:31,434
MAX: Ooh, there's romance.
(imitates kissing, chuckles)

1033
00:40:31,467 --> 00:40:34,003
How's that going to end up?

1034
00:40:34,036 --> 00:40:36,138
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary.

1035
00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:39,108
-James, I love your movie.
-Bank you.

1036
00:40:39,141 --> 00:40:42,044
Yes, it's clear
this is a real passion project,

1037
00:40:42,078 --> 00:40:43,346
and you need to make it,

1038
00:40:43,379 --> 00:40:45,214
whatever challenges
get in your way.

1039
00:40:45,247 --> 00:40:47,049
Sí, sí. (speaks Minionese)

1040
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,484
(speaks Minionese) ...advice.

1041
00:40:48,517 --> 00:40:49,884
Advice?

1042
00:40:49,919 --> 00:40:52,421
-Sí, sí. Bitte.
-Uh, well...

1043
00:40:52,455 --> 00:40:53,622
where do I start?

1044
00:40:53,656 --> 00:40:56,625
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.

1045
00:40:56,659 --> 00:40:59,362
Um, you guys have
film equipment?

1046
00:40:59,395 --> 00:41:01,230
Eh... no.

1047
00:41:01,263 --> 00:41:03,332
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.

1048
00:41:03,366 --> 00:41:04,533
A crew?

1049
00:41:04,567 --> 00:41:06,335
(laughs):
Crew. No.

1050
00:41:06,369 --> 00:41:08,204
No crew either? Mm.

1051
00:41:08,237 --> 00:41:12,174
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?

1052
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,609
Sí. (speaks Minionese) ...kaiju.

1053
00:41:13,642 --> 00:41:15,144
(growling, laughing)

1054
00:41:15,177 --> 00:41:18,214
And what are you going to use
for your monster?

1055
00:41:18,247 --> 00:41:19,982
Ah, uh...

1056
00:41:20,015 --> 00:41:22,218
-(blows raspberry)
-Aha. Okay.

1057
00:41:22,251 --> 00:41:23,252
Listen to me carefully.

1058
00:41:23,285 --> 00:41:25,254
What I'm going to tell you is

1059
00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:27,523
-very, very important.
-(slurping loudly)

1060
00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:29,091
So, if you want

1061
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:32,528
to make a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster movie,

1062
00:41:32,561 --> 00:41:35,564
you will need a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster.

1063
00:41:35,598 --> 00:41:37,500
(sputters, gasps)

1064
00:41:39,602 --> 00:41:42,104
I can't really help you
with that, I'm afraid.

1065
00:41:42,138 --> 00:41:44,673
But I can give you this.

1066
00:41:44,707 --> 00:41:47,376
♪ ♪

1067
00:41:49,478 --> 00:41:51,414
JAMES:
Un-un-un cámara.

1068
00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:53,682
Max, wirklich?

1069
00:41:53,716 --> 00:41:55,951
It was a gift from my father.

1070
00:41:55,985 --> 00:41:57,420
My first camera.

1071
00:41:58,554 --> 00:42:01,123
I'm passing it on to you now.

1072
00:42:01,157 --> 00:42:03,559
I believe in you, James.

1073
00:42:03,592 --> 00:42:05,961
I know you'll do great.

1074
00:42:05,995 --> 00:42:09,131
And remember,
a very cool monster movie

1075
00:42:09,165 --> 00:42:11,300
needs a very cool monster.

1076
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,736
WOMAN:
Max, darling. Come over here.

1077
00:42:13,769 --> 00:42:15,938
Good luck, guys.

1078
00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:20,576
(sighs heavily)

1079
00:42:20,609 --> 00:42:22,578
(speaks Minionese) ...kaiju.

1080
00:42:22,611 --> 00:42:24,547
-(yelps) Uh...
-Ed.

1081
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:26,248
(rummaging)

1082
00:42:28,784 --> 00:42:30,085
(gasps)

1083
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:32,321
♪ ♪

1084
00:42:33,422 --> 00:42:34,623
-Oh...
-(gasps)

1085
00:42:34,657 --> 00:42:36,559
-Hey, buddies, buddies.
-Sí.

1086
00:42:36,592 --> 00:42:38,060
Maka la movie!

1087
00:42:38,093 --> 00:42:40,095
(laughing)

1088
00:42:40,129 --> 00:42:41,464
(blathering happily)

1089
00:42:41,497 --> 00:42:43,199
Ed saved the day!

1090
00:42:43,232 --> 00:42:44,767
James is gonna get his monster!

1091
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,203
Oh, well,
I'm happy you're happy.

1092
00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:48,504
(Olivia laughs)

1093
00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:50,172
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?

1094
00:42:50,206 --> 00:42:52,575
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.

1095
00:42:52,608 --> 00:42:54,376
Yes! Please continue.

1096
00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:56,545
What about Dick
and the other Minions?

1097
00:42:56,579 --> 00:42:58,180
Did they find a new boss?

1098
00:42:58,214 --> 00:43:00,749
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.

1099
00:43:00,783 --> 00:43:04,186
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission

1100
00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:07,490
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe

1101
00:43:07,523 --> 00:43:11,126
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.

1102
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,462
(chanting):
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1103
00:43:13,496 --> 00:43:17,266
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1104
00:43:17,299 --> 00:43:18,767
-(robotic voice): Attention.
-(shushing)

1105
00:43:18,801 --> 00:43:21,203
Uh, attention, earthlings.

1106
00:43:21,237 --> 00:43:24,039
Cease current activities
and listen.

1107
00:43:24,073 --> 00:43:25,474
(speaks Minionese)

1108
00:43:26,475 --> 00:43:28,244
I am Dort,

1109
00:43:28,277 --> 00:43:31,113
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler

1110
00:43:31,146 --> 00:43:34,083
to judge this pathetic planet.

1111
00:43:34,116 --> 00:43:35,484
(gasps)

1112
00:43:35,518 --> 00:43:37,386
Big Boss?

1113
00:43:37,419 --> 00:43:41,190
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.

1114
00:43:41,223 --> 00:43:43,392
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.

1115
00:43:43,425 --> 00:43:45,294
-(gasps)
-Do you want to serve Dort?

1116
00:43:45,327 --> 00:43:46,762
-Okay, let's go home.
-(imitates flying saucer)

1117
00:43:46,795 --> 00:43:49,465
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom's weekend.

1118
00:43:49,498 --> 00:43:51,166
Oh, yes, and...

1119
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,302
-(men laughing)
-MAN: Come on, please.

1120
00:43:53,335 --> 00:43:54,837
-Leave me alone. (yelps)
-(laughter)

1121
00:43:54,870 --> 00:43:57,106
Guys, look at this winner.

1122
00:43:57,139 --> 00:43:58,374
DORT:
Ah, thank you.

1123
00:43:58,407 --> 00:44:00,109
That's very kind.
(clears throat)

1124
00:44:00,142 --> 00:44:03,379
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort

1125
00:44:03,412 --> 00:44:05,447
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

1126
00:44:05,481 --> 00:44:07,683
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit

1127
00:44:07,716 --> 00:44:09,218
is talking to us.

1128
00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:12,421
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.

1129
00:44:12,454 --> 00:44:13,289
Um, I mean...

1130
00:44:13,322 --> 00:44:15,291
You know, it's dangerous
to hang out here

1131
00:44:15,324 --> 00:44:16,825
dressed as a tin can.

1132
00:44:16,859 --> 00:44:18,260
(raucous laughter)

1133
00:44:18,294 --> 00:44:19,728
(Dort laughing mockingly)

1134
00:44:19,762 --> 00:44:22,164
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.

1135
00:44:22,197 --> 00:44:26,135
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.

1136
00:44:26,168 --> 00:44:27,703
-(men growling)
-(knuckles cracking)

1137
00:44:27,736 --> 00:44:30,573
(clears throat) I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.

1138
00:44:30,606 --> 00:44:31,807
Please stop.

1139
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,709
Oh, yeah? Or what?

1140
00:44:33,742 --> 00:44:35,444
(Dort groans)

1141
00:44:35,477 --> 00:44:36,845
(man screams)

1142
00:44:36,879 --> 00:44:38,213
(thuds)

1143
00:44:38,247 --> 00:44:39,448
(high-pitched yelp)

1144
00:44:39,481 --> 00:44:40,716
Whoa.

1145
00:44:40,749 --> 00:44:42,718
Why, you!

1146
00:44:42,751 --> 00:44:44,420
-(grunts)
-(metallic clang)

1147
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:47,356
(screaming)

1148
00:44:47,389 --> 00:44:49,525
-(whimpering)
-(scoffs) Now you've done it.

1149
00:44:49,558 --> 00:44:51,860
Dort was on a simple mission...

1150
00:44:51,894 --> 00:44:53,462
-(growling)
-(grunting)

1151
00:44:53,495 --> 00:44:57,232
...to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,

1152
00:44:57,266 --> 00:44:59,368
and then you went and got all up

1153
00:44:59,401 --> 00:45:01,870
in Dort's
facial recognition sensors.

1154
00:45:01,905 --> 00:45:03,405
Dort has made his decision

1155
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:05,641
regarding the fate
of this planet.

1156
00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:06,842
(gasping in awe)

1157
00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:09,311
Dort is going to invade Earth

1158
00:45:09,345 --> 00:45:12,748
and enslave humanity!

1159
00:45:12,781 --> 00:45:16,251
(laughs) Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.

1160
00:45:16,885 --> 00:45:18,354
Ah, greetings.

1161
00:45:18,387 --> 00:45:19,923
-I am Dort.
-(stammers)

1162
00:45:19,956 --> 00:45:21,657
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

1163
00:45:21,690 --> 00:45:23,626
Salutations, Richard.

1164
00:45:23,659 --> 00:45:25,594
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.

1165
00:45:25,628 --> 00:45:26,862
Mm, okay.

1166
00:45:26,895 --> 00:45:31,567
Do you want to assist Dort in
a potentially dangerous mission?

1167
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,503
-Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
-MINIONS: Sí! (cheering)

1168
00:45:34,536 --> 00:45:37,907
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort's secret lair!

1169
00:45:37,941 --> 00:45:39,808
(yells, laughs)

1170
00:45:39,842 --> 00:45:41,443
DICK:
Big Boss!

1171
00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:44,413
MINIONS (chanting):
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

1172
00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:48,283
(sighs) Okay.

1173
00:45:48,317 --> 00:45:49,785
(speaks Minionese)

1174
00:45:49,818 --> 00:45:51,253
-Henry?
-Sí, sí.

1175
00:45:51,286 --> 00:45:53,322
Ed? ¡Vamos!

1176
00:45:53,355 --> 00:45:55,190
(clears throat)

1177
00:45:55,224 --> 00:45:57,493
Miso soup... (speaks Minionese)

1178
00:45:57,526 --> 00:45:59,662
...yaki onigiri...
(speaks Minionese)

1179
00:45:59,695 --> 00:46:01,363
...edamame...

1180
00:46:01,397 --> 00:46:02,966
(speaks Minionese)

1181
00:46:02,999 --> 00:46:04,800
...daifuku!

1182
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,268
(crackling)

1183
00:46:06,301 --> 00:46:07,870
(creature snarling)

1184
00:46:07,904 --> 00:46:09,438
(wind whistling)

1185
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,441
-(gasps) Looka!
-(Henry whimpers)

1186
00:46:12,474 --> 00:46:14,309
(creature snarling fiercely)

1187
00:46:14,343 --> 00:46:16,445
(crackling)

1188
00:46:19,815 --> 00:46:22,418
(fierce snarling continues)

1189
00:46:23,053 --> 00:46:25,287
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju! (laughing)

1190
00:46:28,290 --> 00:46:30,426
(laughing giddily)

1191
00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:31,860
Yes! Yes, I'm free!

1192
00:46:31,894 --> 00:46:34,430
F-F-Freedom. (giggling)

1193
00:46:34,463 --> 00:46:35,864
-(giggling continues)
-Bah...

1194
00:46:35,898 --> 00:46:37,967
-Oh, happy day!
-Hmm?

1195
00:46:38,001 --> 00:46:42,838
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.

1196
00:46:42,871 --> 00:46:46,275
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I...

1197
00:46:46,308 --> 00:46:47,476
-(squeaks)
-(speaks Minionese) ...monstra.

1198
00:46:47,509 --> 00:46:49,278
-I am forever in your debt.
-Hmm.

1199
00:46:49,311 --> 00:46:50,579
-And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
-(squeaking)

1200
00:46:50,612 --> 00:46:51,981
What you doing there, mister?

1201
00:46:52,015 --> 00:46:53,582
-(squeaking)
-Whoo. (laughing)

1202
00:46:53,615 --> 00:46:55,417
-(squeaking rapidly)
-Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.

1203
00:46:55,451 --> 00:46:57,419
-(squeaking continues)
-Henry, no, no, no, no.

1204
00:46:57,453 --> 00:47:00,924
-(sighs, speaking Minionese)
-(laughs, whoops)

1205
00:47:00,957 --> 00:47:02,558
(speaks Minionese)

1206
00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:05,894
Oh, no, I feel like I've
disappointed you in some way.

1207
00:47:05,929 --> 00:47:08,031
I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help?

1208
00:47:08,064 --> 00:47:10,265
(speaks Minionese)
...le monstras?

1209
00:47:10,299 --> 00:47:13,036
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?

1210
00:47:13,069 --> 00:47:15,871
(laughs)
Sí. Come here, come here.

1211
00:47:15,905 --> 00:47:17,372
(grunts)

1212
00:47:17,406 --> 00:47:18,942
Que para le movies.

1213
00:47:18,975 --> 00:47:20,442
(chuckles):
Oh.

1214
00:47:20,476 --> 00:47:23,512
You need monsters
for your movie.

1215
00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:26,381
I know the perfect monsters
for you.

1216
00:47:26,415 --> 00:47:27,683
I'll take you to 'em.

1217
00:47:27,716 --> 00:47:29,818
-(gasps) Uh, uh, bank you!
-(Henry gasps)

1218
00:47:29,852 --> 00:47:31,453
Oh, by the way,

1219
00:47:31,487 --> 00:47:34,356
I'm Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

1220
00:47:34,389 --> 00:47:36,725
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.

1221
00:47:36,759 --> 00:47:38,293
Oh. Soy James.

1222
00:47:38,327 --> 00:47:39,895
Oh, James.

1223
00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:41,897
Rolls off the face tendrils.

1224
00:47:41,931 --> 00:47:43,398
James. (burbling)

1225
00:47:43,432 --> 00:47:45,367
-(speaks Minionese) ...Henry.
-Hey, bello.

1226
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,336
Henry. Oh, I like it.

1227
00:47:47,369 --> 00:47:48,737
It sounds tough and rugged.

1228
00:47:48,771 --> 00:47:50,572
It's like,
"Oh, look out, here comes

1229
00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:51,840
(gruff voice):
Henry!"

1230
00:47:51,874 --> 00:47:53,342
(speaks Minionese) ...Ed.

1231
00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:55,477
Ed. <i>Enchanté.</i>

1232
00:47:56,678 --> 00:47:58,714
Oh, man,
it's gonna be so much fun!

1233
00:47:58,747 --> 00:47:59,983
Come on, come on!

1234
00:48:00,016 --> 00:48:01,918
-(James laughing) -HENRY: Huh?
-GOOMI: What a fantastic day!

1235
00:48:01,951 --> 00:48:03,685
(stammers) No.

1236
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,287
(Henry whimpers)

1237
00:48:05,955 --> 00:48:07,556
Wipe your insolent feet

1238
00:48:07,589 --> 00:48:11,060
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.

1239
00:48:11,094 --> 00:48:13,395
(water dripping)

1240
00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:14,530
DICK:
Uh...

1241
00:48:14,563 --> 00:48:16,598
(speaks Minionese) ...le lair?

1242
00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:17,934
DORT:
Affirmative.

1243
00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:19,936
Everyone, file in.

1244
00:48:19,969 --> 00:48:21,470
WOMAN:
Dort!

1245
00:48:21,503 --> 00:48:22,738
Where have you been?

1246
00:48:22,771 --> 00:48:24,073
-(cat screeching)
-(Minions whimpering)

1247
00:48:24,107 --> 00:48:25,942
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.

1248
00:48:25,975 --> 00:48:27,543
Yes, so sorry.

1249
00:48:27,576 --> 00:48:29,979
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.

1250
00:48:30,013 --> 00:48:32,447
But I come with good news.

1251
00:48:32,481 --> 00:48:34,550
Look what I found
on my way back.

1252
00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:36,685
-Those muffins you love.
-(growling)

1253
00:48:36,718 --> 00:48:39,521
I only like the blueberry ones!

1254
00:48:39,555 --> 00:48:41,456
DORT:
Yes, you're in luck.

1255
00:48:42,058 --> 00:48:45,094
(growls) And I can only eat them
with a glass of...

1256
00:48:45,128 --> 00:48:46,829
Milk?

1257
00:48:46,862 --> 00:48:48,430
(Mrs. Konikoff grumbling)

1258
00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:51,867
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.

1259
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:53,102
(sighs contentedly)

1260
00:48:53,136 --> 00:48:55,071
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.

1261
00:48:55,104 --> 00:48:57,773
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows the planet.

1262
00:48:57,806 --> 00:48:59,708
-Excuse me. Excuse me.
-(heavy footfalls)

1263
00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:00,944
As will her cat.

1264
00:49:00,977 --> 00:49:02,979
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.

1265
00:49:03,012 --> 00:49:07,816
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort's roommate Floyd.

1266
00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:10,719
-Uh...
-MINIONS: Bello, Floyd.

1267
00:49:10,752 --> 00:49:12,788
Hey. Sup?

1268
00:49:12,821 --> 00:49:14,857
Mm, hey, Dort...
(speaks Minionese)

1269
00:49:14,890 --> 00:49:18,061
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.

1270
00:49:18,094 --> 00:49:20,163
This is definitely a lair.

1271
00:49:20,196 --> 00:49:21,931
No, looka.

1272
00:49:21,965 --> 00:49:23,866
Bink.

1273
00:49:23,899 --> 00:49:25,400
-Bed.
-(snores)

1274
00:49:25,434 --> 00:49:26,468
(grunts)

1275
00:49:26,501 --> 00:49:28,004
Boyd.

1276
00:49:28,037 --> 00:49:30,739
No, no. Floyd.

1277
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:33,176
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
(speaks Minionese)

1278
00:49:33,209 --> 00:49:34,710
(Dort laughing)

1279
00:49:34,743 --> 00:49:36,612
-You foolish, naive Minion.
-(whimpering)

1280
00:49:36,645 --> 00:49:38,447
You are actually standing in

1281
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,415
a very futuristic
alien spaceship

1282
00:49:40,449 --> 00:49:42,885
made to look like
a dingy apartment.

1283
00:49:42,919 --> 00:49:43,752
Very realistic, isn't it?

1284
00:49:43,785 --> 00:49:46,588
Even the weird smell.
That's all fake.

1285
00:49:46,622 --> 00:49:48,091
Impressive, I know.

1286
00:49:48,124 --> 00:49:50,059
(Minions exclaim quietly)

1287
00:49:50,093 --> 00:49:51,460
(murmuring)

1288
00:49:51,493 --> 00:49:53,795
Huh? But, but...

1289
00:49:53,829 --> 00:49:54,863
But nothing!

1290
00:49:54,897 --> 00:49:57,633
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters

1291
00:49:57,666 --> 00:50:00,970
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.

1292
00:50:01,004 --> 00:50:03,139
Engaging in slamming mode!

1293
00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:04,640
-(door slams)
-(objects rattle)

1294
00:50:04,673 --> 00:50:06,441
-Wow.
-(laughing)

1295
00:50:06,475 --> 00:50:08,443
Oh, Dort is so cool!

1296
00:50:08,477 --> 00:50:10,146
(Minions exclaiming)

1297
00:50:10,179 --> 00:50:12,447
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.

1298
00:50:12,481 --> 00:50:14,017
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
(chuckles)

1299
00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:15,550
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

1300
00:50:15,584 --> 00:50:17,153
-(giggling)
-Wobble, wobble.

1301
00:50:17,186 --> 00:50:19,821
(sighs) Fellas.

1302
00:50:21,024 --> 00:50:22,524
Wobble, wobble?

1303
00:50:22,557 --> 00:50:25,061
(Minions laughing)

1304
00:50:25,094 --> 00:50:26,561
♪ ♪

1305
00:50:26,595 --> 00:50:29,933
Wow, you're really
into your art, James.

1306
00:50:29,966 --> 00:50:31,200
You're so passionate.

1307
00:50:31,234 --> 00:50:32,601
I think you're a genius.

1308
00:50:32,634 --> 00:50:34,137
Oh, bank you.

1309
00:50:34,170 --> 00:50:35,671
(seagull squawks)

1310
00:50:35,704 --> 00:50:37,439
Huh? (stammers)

1311
00:50:38,674 --> 00:50:41,077
JAMES:
Ah. (speaks Minionese)

1312
00:50:41,110 --> 00:50:43,980
Hey! Bello! (laughing) Aw.

1313
00:50:44,013 --> 00:50:45,547
(gasping)

1314
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:47,549
(Henry speaking Minionese
nervously)

1315
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:48,850
(James cries out)

1316
00:50:48,884 --> 00:50:51,187
(speaking Minionese urgently)

1317
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,621
(whimpering)

1318
00:50:52,654 --> 00:50:54,690
Ah la. (gasps)

1319
00:50:54,723 --> 00:50:58,460
-(whimpering)
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

1320
00:50:59,929 --> 00:51:01,697
Eh?

1321
00:51:03,933 --> 00:51:06,668
Ah, phew. (speaks Minionese)

1322
00:51:06,702 --> 00:51:08,972
-(snarling)
-(panicked shouting)

1323
00:51:10,073 --> 00:51:12,041
(grunting)

1324
00:51:12,075 --> 00:51:14,576
(yelling)

1325
00:51:15,211 --> 00:51:19,581
(ferocious bellowing)

1326
00:51:20,615 --> 00:51:22,484
(otter chirps)

1327
00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:26,189
(water burbling)

1328
00:51:26,222 --> 00:51:27,522
(chuckles nervously)

1329
00:51:27,556 --> 00:51:28,958
Whoopsie.

1330
00:51:28,992 --> 00:51:30,692
Uh... Oh, oh, look!

1331
00:51:30,726 --> 00:51:34,130
There it is, our destination!

1332
00:51:34,163 --> 00:51:35,664
(laughs)

1333
00:51:35,697 --> 00:51:36,966
¡Vamos!

1334
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,102
-Let's go, fellas.
-(excited chattering)

1335
00:51:39,135 --> 00:51:42,604
-(speaks Minionese, laughs)
-Uh, sí, sí.

1336
00:51:42,637 --> 00:51:45,141
(jaunty music playing quietly
over radio)

1337
00:51:45,174 --> 00:51:46,976
(Dick sighs, grunts)

1338
00:51:47,010 --> 00:51:49,778
(speaking Minionese)

1339
00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:51,080
-...Dort.
-(toilet flushing)

1340
00:51:51,114 --> 00:51:52,081
Huh?

1341
00:51:52,115 --> 00:51:53,615
(Minions gasp)

1342
00:51:53,648 --> 00:51:54,883
(shushing)

1343
00:51:54,917 --> 00:51:57,987
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.

1344
00:51:58,021 --> 00:52:00,089
There has finally
received his orders

1345
00:52:00,123 --> 00:52:02,125
from the Supreme High Ruler.

1346
00:52:02,158 --> 00:52:06,595
It's time
to officially invade Earth!

1347
00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:08,597
(Minions cheering)

1348
00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:09,865
(whooping)

1349
00:52:09,898 --> 00:52:13,302
Yeah! Hey, there! There! There!

1350
00:52:13,336 --> 00:52:15,138
MINIONS (chanting):
There! There!

1351
00:52:15,171 --> 00:52:19,308
DORT and MINIONS:
There! There! There! There!

1352
00:52:19,342 --> 00:52:21,277
There! There!

1353
00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:26,249
There! There! There! There! There!

1354
00:52:26,282 --> 00:52:27,783
MRS. KONIKOFF:
There!

1355
00:52:27,816 --> 00:52:30,219
What did I say about the noise?!

1356
00:52:30,253 --> 00:52:32,155
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.

1357
00:52:32,188 --> 00:52:33,622
My apologies.

1358
00:52:33,655 --> 00:52:36,059
(quietly):
With me. There. There.

1359
00:52:36,092 --> 00:52:40,096
(chanting quietly):
There. There. There. There.

1360
00:52:40,129 --> 00:52:42,165
♪ ♪

1361
00:52:54,243 --> 00:52:55,710
(metallic sound)

1362
00:52:58,747 --> 00:53:00,950
Attention, people of Earth!

1363
00:53:00,983 --> 00:53:04,820
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!

1364
00:53:04,853 --> 00:53:06,721
(laughing maniacally)

1365
00:53:06,755 --> 00:53:09,658
-Yeah! (laughing)
-(Minions cheering)

1366
00:53:09,691 --> 00:53:12,828
(children chattering playfully)

1367
00:53:12,861 --> 00:53:14,063
(crying)

1368
00:53:14,097 --> 00:53:17,300
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.

1369
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:19,835
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.

1370
00:53:19,868 --> 00:53:21,137
-(metallic tapping)
-Hey.

1371
00:53:21,170 --> 00:53:23,638
-Please stop your shovel attack.
-(grunting)

1372
00:53:23,672 --> 00:53:26,142
(groans) Cease immediately,

1373
00:53:26,175 --> 00:53:28,311
or you will pay the price.

1374
00:53:28,344 --> 00:53:30,246
(gasps) Looka, looka, buddies.

1375
00:53:30,279 --> 00:53:31,813
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

1376
00:53:31,847 --> 00:53:35,151
Let's see how you fare
against a similar attack,

1377
00:53:35,184 --> 00:53:36,419
tiny insurgent.

1378
00:53:36,452 --> 00:53:38,988
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.

1379
00:53:39,021 --> 00:53:40,856
No, no, no,
you can't kick that kid.

1380
00:53:40,889 --> 00:53:43,359
But he must be taught a lesson.

1381
00:53:43,392 --> 00:53:45,995
And also, he started it.

1382
00:53:46,028 --> 00:53:49,332
(laughs) You are not from
around these parts, are you?

1383
00:53:49,365 --> 00:53:50,765
DORT:
Well, no.

1384
00:53:50,799 --> 00:53:52,734
I originate
from the planet Metlar.

1385
00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:55,737
-Hmm?
-Near the G45T system?

1386
00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:57,974
(laughing): Right.
I don't know where that is.

1387
00:53:58,007 --> 00:54:00,409
But I'm from a small town
in Minnesota myself,

1388
00:54:00,443 --> 00:54:01,944
so I understand the feeling

1389
00:54:01,978 --> 00:54:03,946
of being a stranger
in the big city.

1390
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:08,384
So, what you're saying is
I am now free to kick him.

1391
00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,852
-(child screaming)
-(woman laughing)

1392
00:54:11,487 --> 00:54:12,989
No, you can't.

1393
00:54:13,022 --> 00:54:15,057
(sighs)
Well, I should get a move on.

1394
00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:17,126
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women's rights.

1395
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,029
Do you believe
women and men are equal?

1396
00:54:20,062 --> 00:54:22,331
-Why, yes, of course.
-Oh, good.

1397
00:54:22,365 --> 00:54:25,767
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.

1398
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,171
(laughing)

1399
00:54:28,204 --> 00:54:29,871
You're so funny and cute.

1400
00:54:29,906 --> 00:54:31,908
Oh, I-I mean what you said.

1401
00:54:31,941 --> 00:54:33,442
What you said is cute.

1402
00:54:33,476 --> 00:54:34,843
Uh, pardon?

1403
00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:36,946
Come on, Debbie,
we're gonna be late.

1404
00:54:36,979 --> 00:54:38,813
Did you say Dort was...

1405
00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:40,183
SUFFRAGETTES (chanting):
Give women the vote!

1406
00:54:40,216 --> 00:54:41,850
Give women the vote!

1407
00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,719
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

1408
00:54:44,753 --> 00:54:47,056
Bye! Don't kick children!

1409
00:54:47,089 --> 00:54:49,492
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

1410
00:54:49,525 --> 00:54:52,195
-Huh.
-Uh, Boss?

1411
00:54:52,228 --> 00:54:54,829
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,

1412
00:54:54,863 --> 00:54:57,400
slightly postponing
Earth's invasion.

1413
00:54:57,433 --> 00:54:59,335
Huh? (stammering)

1414
00:54:59,368 --> 00:55:01,736
You heard me. Follow Dort!

1415
00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:03,206
(chanting):
Give women the vote!

1416
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,739
Give women the vote!

1417
00:55:04,773 --> 00:55:06,808
-Give women the vote!
-Uh.

1418
00:55:06,841 --> 00:55:08,377
-(stammering)
-(chanting continues)

1419
00:55:08,411 --> 00:55:09,946
Uh, buddies?

1420
00:55:09,979 --> 00:55:11,247
(chanting):
Bive women da bove!

1421
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,351
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!

1422
00:55:15,384 --> 00:55:17,886
(wind howling)

1423
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,523
GOOMI:
Come on! Come on, come on!

1424
00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:22,925
James, you okay down there?

1425
00:55:22,959 --> 00:55:24,060
(James speaks muffled Minionese)

1426
00:55:24,093 --> 00:55:26,095
The entrance is straight ahead.

1427
00:55:27,129 --> 00:55:28,830
(Henry grunting)

1428
00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:31,833
-(thumps)
-(speaking Minionese angrily)

1429
00:55:31,866 --> 00:55:32,935
Patagonia!

1430
00:55:32,969 --> 00:55:34,337
(continues speaking angrily)

1431
00:55:36,172 --> 00:55:37,839
(grunting)

1432
00:55:38,941 --> 00:55:41,377
(yelps, muttering)

1433
00:55:41,410 --> 00:55:44,947
GOOMI: I can't wait for you
to meet my friends!

1434
00:55:44,981 --> 00:55:46,881
(singsongy):
Watch your step!

1435
00:55:51,554 --> 00:55:53,822
And here we are.

1436
00:55:53,855 --> 00:55:55,391
(exclaiming excitedly)

1437
00:55:55,424 --> 00:55:56,993
You're gonna love these gents.

1438
00:55:57,026 --> 00:55:58,261
We get them,
and then we go to...

1439
00:55:58,294 --> 00:56:00,862
-Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
-Uh, Hollywood.

1440
00:56:00,895 --> 00:56:02,932
Yeah, sure-- to make your movie.

1441
00:56:02,965 --> 00:56:05,968
Whoa. (laughing)

1442
00:56:06,002 --> 00:56:08,037
There they are!

1443
00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:10,139
Howard and Phillips.

1444
00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:12,341
JAMES:
Goomi, magnífico.

1445
00:56:12,375 --> 00:56:13,542
GOOMI:
Right?

1446
00:56:13,576 --> 00:56:15,411
Ed, cinema. Cinema.

1447
00:56:15,444 --> 00:56:17,280
-(laughing excitedly)
-(camera rattling)

1448
00:56:17,313 --> 00:56:19,915
Don't be scared though.
They're such good guys.

1449
00:56:19,949 --> 00:56:22,318
Just try not to look
too delicious.

1450
00:56:22,351 --> 00:56:23,319
Huh?!

1451
00:56:23,352 --> 00:56:25,554
-(clicking)
-Hmm.

1452
00:56:25,588 --> 00:56:27,156
(growls)

1453
00:56:27,189 --> 00:56:28,591
♪ ♪

1454
00:56:28,624 --> 00:56:30,092
(clicking)

1455
00:56:30,126 --> 00:56:32,328
-(vibrating gong)
-(ice crackling)

1456
00:56:33,596 --> 00:56:35,897
♪ ♪

1457
00:56:41,337 --> 00:56:42,938
(Minions grunt)

1458
00:56:45,174 --> 00:56:46,442
-(laughing excitedly)
-(footsteps booming)

1459
00:56:46,475 --> 00:56:48,344
Mega kaiju!

1460
00:56:48,377 --> 00:56:50,479
Behold!

1461
00:56:50,513 --> 00:56:54,583
(bellowing roar)

1462
00:56:54,617 --> 00:56:56,619
(yawning, smacks lips)

1463
00:56:56,652 --> 00:56:59,088
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.

1464
00:56:59,121 --> 00:57:02,024
(laughs)
All right, where were we?

1465
00:57:02,058 --> 00:57:04,293
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!

1466
00:57:04,327 --> 00:57:05,161
Yeah!

1467
00:57:05,194 --> 00:57:07,430
But wait, I'm sorry.
Quick question.

1468
00:57:07,463 --> 00:57:09,532
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.

1469
00:57:09,565 --> 00:57:11,033
Is that okay?

1470
00:57:11,067 --> 00:57:12,568
-(Howard snarling)
-(Minions whimpering)

1471
00:57:12,601 --> 00:57:13,936
Guys, guys.

1472
00:57:13,969 --> 00:57:16,939
We are not going
to destroy the world

1473
00:57:16,972 --> 00:57:18,974
nor eat anyone in this room.

1474
00:57:19,008 --> 00:57:20,476
Are we clear?

1475
00:57:20,509 --> 00:57:21,977
-Huh?
-Not really.

1476
00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:24,547
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.

1477
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:27,149
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

1478
00:57:27,183 --> 00:57:29,485
No, all that stuff is over.

1479
00:57:29,518 --> 00:57:31,253
We are no longer evil.

1480
00:57:31,287 --> 00:57:34,090
We work in
the motion picture industry.

1481
00:57:34,123 --> 00:57:35,491
-See?
-(camera rattling)

1482
00:57:35,524 --> 00:57:37,193
No worldwide destruction.

1483
00:57:37,226 --> 00:57:39,562
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.

1484
00:57:39,595 --> 00:57:44,166
We're just gonna help James here
make his dreams come true.

1485
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,234
(dings)

1486
00:57:45,267 --> 00:57:47,069
Huh?

1487
00:57:47,603 --> 00:57:48,571
(dings)

1488
00:57:48,604 --> 00:57:50,172
Oh!

1489
00:57:50,206 --> 00:57:52,441
Okay. (laughs maniacally)

1490
00:57:52,475 --> 00:57:54,110
Wink, wink. (laughs)

1491
00:57:54,143 --> 00:57:56,278
Got it. All right, we're in.

1492
00:57:56,312 --> 00:57:57,279
(laughing)

1493
00:57:57,313 --> 00:57:59,148
They're in!

1494
00:57:59,181 --> 00:58:01,050
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!

1495
00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,985
Sí. Woot, woot! (laughing)

1496
00:58:03,018 --> 00:58:05,187
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!

1497
00:58:05,221 --> 00:58:06,522
-(speaking Minionese)
-James, James.

1498
00:58:06,555 --> 00:58:08,991
(speaks Minionese) ...loco.
Le monstra bada.

1499
00:58:09,024 --> 00:58:11,193
Henry... (speaks Minionese)
Stoppa, okay?

1500
00:58:11,227 --> 00:58:13,529
-(speaks Minionese)
-(speaks Minionese) Stoppa.

1501
00:58:13,562 --> 00:58:16,165
C'est me movie, okay? Me movie!

1502
00:58:17,299 --> 00:58:20,569
HOWARD:
Howard having super weird day.

1503
00:58:20,603 --> 00:58:23,139
Uh... (sighs)

1504
00:58:24,206 --> 00:58:26,542
(laughing gleefully):
Faster!

1505
00:58:26,575 --> 00:58:28,611
Faster!

1506
00:58:28,644 --> 00:58:30,579
-(laughing)
-Ah. Gooda, gooda.

1507
00:58:30,613 --> 00:58:32,181
Hey, Henry! (laughs)

1508
00:58:32,214 --> 00:58:34,083
(James speaks Minionese)

1509
00:58:34,116 --> 00:58:36,018
(Henry grunting)

1510
00:58:36,051 --> 00:58:37,520
(Henry whimpering)

1511
00:58:37,553 --> 00:58:40,523
(speaking Minionese, crying)

1512
00:58:40,556 --> 00:58:42,892
(crying continues)

1513
00:58:44,627 --> 00:58:46,996
♪ ♪

1514
00:58:49,064 --> 00:58:51,033
(Dort clears throat)

1515
00:58:53,202 --> 00:58:55,004
(Minions laugh sheepishly)

1516
00:58:55,604 --> 00:58:57,940
(grunting, cries out)

1517
00:58:59,241 --> 00:59:00,943
(screams)

1518
00:59:03,012 --> 00:59:05,714
-(speaks Minionese)
-(Dort sighs)

1519
00:59:05,748 --> 00:59:07,082
(gentle violin music playing)

1520
00:59:07,116 --> 00:59:09,051
(glasses clink)

1521
00:59:09,084 --> 00:59:11,287
(munching loudly)

1522
00:59:12,655 --> 00:59:14,957
Mm! (mumbles)

1523
00:59:16,225 --> 00:59:17,393
Ah!

1524
00:59:17,426 --> 00:59:19,395
♪ ♪

1525
00:59:22,765 --> 00:59:24,333
(snickering)

1526
00:59:24,366 --> 00:59:25,734
(spits)

1527
00:59:25,768 --> 00:59:28,070
Mm-hmm.

1528
00:59:28,103 --> 00:59:29,772
(Minions yelling)

1529
00:59:29,805 --> 00:59:32,074
(shouting)

1530
00:59:34,510 --> 00:59:36,612
(speaking Minionese,
grunting mockingly)

1531
00:59:36,645 --> 00:59:39,081
(laughing)

1532
00:59:43,819 --> 00:59:46,055
-(wind whistles softly)
-(shivers)

1533
00:59:46,088 --> 00:59:48,257
♪ ♪

1534
00:59:58,801 --> 01:00:01,136
♪ ♪

1535
01:00:02,304 --> 01:00:03,639
(crickets chirping)

1536
01:00:03,672 --> 01:00:06,742
GOOMI: Ooh, is this
where you make movies?

1537
01:00:06,775 --> 01:00:09,278
Sí. (speaks Minionese)

1538
01:00:10,212 --> 01:00:11,647
GOOMI:
Fantastic.

1539
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,716
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.

1540
01:00:13,749 --> 01:00:15,384
-(laughing)
-JAMES: Come here!

1541
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:16,352
Come here!

1542
01:00:16,385 --> 01:00:18,487
(speaking Minionese, grunting)

1543
01:00:19,455 --> 01:00:20,756
(Goomi laughing)

1544
01:00:20,789 --> 01:00:22,825
(grunts)

1545
01:00:22,858 --> 01:00:24,460
(Goomi laughing)

1546
01:00:24,493 --> 01:00:28,097
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!

1547
01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:29,365
(laughing)

1548
01:00:29,398 --> 01:00:31,133
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

1549
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,334
Uh, uh.

1550
01:00:32,368 --> 01:00:34,570
(muttering quietly in Minionese)

1551
01:00:36,872 --> 01:00:38,641
-Uh...
-Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.

1552
01:00:38,674 --> 01:00:40,276
-This is great.
-Huh?

1553
01:00:40,309 --> 01:00:41,277
Sí.

1554
01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:43,779
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

1555
01:00:43,812 --> 01:00:46,148
(growls)
El a destructo la terra!

1556
01:00:46,181 --> 01:00:47,683
(laughing giddily)
C'est besta storya.

1557
01:00:47,716 --> 01:00:50,853
Oh, James, you've painted
such a wonderful picture

1558
01:00:50,886 --> 01:00:53,088
with your beautiful gibberish.

1559
01:00:53,122 --> 01:00:55,691
(sighs) Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.

1560
01:00:55,724 --> 01:00:56,825
Isn't it, guys?

1561
01:00:56,859 --> 01:00:59,828
(groans)
Who cares about the movie?

1562
01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:04,199
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and...

1563
01:01:04,233 --> 01:01:05,834
Smoosh people with feet!

1564
01:01:05,868 --> 01:01:07,836
Exactly. Smoosh.

1565
01:01:07,870 --> 01:01:09,171
Howard gets it.

1566
01:01:09,204 --> 01:01:11,106
-Huh?
-(stammers)

1567
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:13,309
(laughs nervously)

1568
01:01:13,342 --> 01:01:14,710
Okay, just a little
moment, please.

1569
01:01:14,743 --> 01:01:15,844
(laughs nervously)

1570
01:01:15,878 --> 01:01:17,846
Uh, you and you, a word?
(chuckles)

1571
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,782
We'll be right back.

1572
01:01:19,815 --> 01:01:22,418
Oh. Okay.

1573
01:01:22,451 --> 01:01:24,386
(laughing)

1574
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:26,188
(grunts)

1575
01:01:26,221 --> 01:01:28,290
Uh. Eh.

1576
01:01:29,425 --> 01:01:31,260
(humming "Hooray for Hollywood")

1577
01:01:31,293 --> 01:01:34,229
(continues humming)

1578
01:01:34,897 --> 01:01:37,299
Goomi, what are we doing here?

1579
01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,168
Back in the good old days,
you were all about

1580
01:01:39,201 --> 01:01:40,436
going from planet to planet,

1581
01:01:40,469 --> 01:01:42,738
obliterating
everything in sight.

1582
01:01:42,771 --> 01:01:45,207
Now you want to make movies?

1583
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,442
You've changed, man.

1584
01:01:46,475 --> 01:01:48,544
-Howard agree!
-Guys, guys, guys.

1585
01:01:48,577 --> 01:01:49,745
Where's the trust?

1586
01:01:49,778 --> 01:01:52,381
Of course we're gonna
destroy everything.

1587
01:01:52,414 --> 01:01:54,216
When those cameras
start rolling,

1588
01:01:54,249 --> 01:01:56,885
we're going to conjure Irene.

1589
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,754
-Irene?!
-Irene?! Really?

1590
01:01:58,787 --> 01:02:02,358
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.

1591
01:02:02,391 --> 01:02:03,726
We're gonna have our revenge,

1592
01:02:03,759 --> 01:02:07,229
but we're gonna destroy
everything on the planet.

1593
01:02:07,262 --> 01:02:09,698
-Destroy! (laughing maniacally)
-(door opens)

1594
01:02:09,732 --> 01:02:12,601
-Howard, stop!
-Huh?

1595
01:02:13,937 --> 01:02:16,505
Uh... destroy?

1596
01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:19,208
(laughs):
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.

1597
01:02:20,509 --> 01:02:22,378
James!

1598
01:02:22,411 --> 01:02:24,948
-(yelps, whimpers)
-Get him!

1599
01:02:24,981 --> 01:02:27,616
(panicked whimpering, panting)

1600
01:02:27,650 --> 01:02:29,251
(shrieks)

1601
01:02:29,919 --> 01:02:31,253
-(roaring)
-(gasping)

1602
01:02:31,286 --> 01:02:33,455
-(growling)
-Uh...

1603
01:02:33,489 --> 01:02:35,224
-(gasps) Ooh!
-(Henry laughs)

1604
01:02:35,257 --> 01:02:37,426
("The Lone Ranger" playing
at fast speed)

1605
01:02:39,261 --> 01:02:41,430
-(sped-up audio)
-(Howard yelling)

1606
01:02:43,799 --> 01:02:45,901
-(metallic clang) -Ow!
-(high-pitched laughter)

1607
01:02:45,935 --> 01:02:47,670
(roaring)

1608
01:02:47,703 --> 01:02:49,271
(Howard growling)

1609
01:02:49,304 --> 01:02:51,306
-(Phillips grunting)
-HENRY: Hmm.

1610
01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:52,942
PHILLIPS:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1611
01:02:52,976 --> 01:02:54,877
-(grunting, yelping)
-(Henry giggling)

1612
01:02:54,911 --> 01:02:56,478
-Hey!
-(blows raspberries)

1613
01:02:56,512 --> 01:02:57,947
-(laughing)
-(growling)

1614
01:02:57,981 --> 01:03:00,315
Eh, en garde!
(speaking Minionese)

1615
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:04,687
HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
(screams)

1616
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,555
(Henry laughing)

1617
01:03:07,756 --> 01:03:09,258
Aha!

1618
01:03:09,291 --> 01:03:10,559
(screaming)

1619
01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:12,294
-(blowing)
-(laughing)

1620
01:03:12,327 --> 01:03:13,562
(exclaims)

1621
01:03:13,595 --> 01:03:14,730
-(song ends)
-(normal audio resumes)

1622
01:03:14,763 --> 01:03:16,598
-(muffled grunting)
-(deep laughter)

1623
01:03:16,632 --> 01:03:17,666
James!

1624
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:20,269
Huh? Henry?

1625
01:03:20,302 --> 01:03:21,437
-(muffled shouting)
-JAMES: Henry?!

1626
01:03:21,470 --> 01:03:23,338
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.

1627
01:03:23,372 --> 01:03:25,407
Henry? (gasps)

1628
01:03:25,441 --> 01:03:28,343
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.

1629
01:03:28,377 --> 01:03:29,578
-There's no Henry here.
-(muffled shouting)

1630
01:03:29,611 --> 01:03:32,314
Uh, just us monsters, you know,

1631
01:03:32,347 --> 01:03:33,882
talking about, uh...

1632
01:03:33,917 --> 01:03:39,254
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.

1633
01:03:40,723 --> 01:03:41,790
(sighs wistfully)

1634
01:03:41,824 --> 01:03:43,726
This is Irene.

1635
01:03:43,759 --> 01:03:44,827
JAMES:
Oh.

1636
01:03:44,860 --> 01:03:49,832
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.

1637
01:03:49,865 --> 01:03:51,734
The coolest monster ever,

1638
01:03:51,767 --> 01:03:55,270
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.

1639
01:03:55,304 --> 01:03:56,605
Oh, I promise you, James,

1640
01:03:56,638 --> 01:03:58,975
you've never seen
a monster like her.

1641
01:03:59,008 --> 01:04:01,810
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!

1642
01:04:01,844 --> 01:04:04,246
♪ ♪

1643
01:04:15,390 --> 01:04:18,527
(panting, sighing)

1644
01:04:19,862 --> 01:04:22,264
♪ ♪

1645
01:04:25,001 --> 01:04:28,370
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.

1646
01:04:28,403 --> 01:04:30,039
GOOMI (laughs):
Okay.

1647
01:04:30,073 --> 01:04:31,840
The big day has arrived.

1648
01:04:31,874 --> 01:04:33,509
And I have good news.

1649
01:04:33,542 --> 01:04:35,544
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat...

1650
01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:37,412
-Henry?
-Yeah, yeah, Henry.

1651
01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:39,748
And he said he's sorry
for being such a doink,

1652
01:04:39,782 --> 01:04:42,718
and also that the scene
we're about to do, you know,

1653
01:04:42,751 --> 01:04:45,521
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it's missing something.

1654
01:04:45,554 --> 01:04:48,457
-Huh? (speaks Minionese)
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1655
01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:50,659
But Henry had a solution.

1656
01:04:50,692 --> 01:04:52,962
What if, when the monster
first comes out,

1657
01:04:52,996 --> 01:04:54,663
she eats a victim

1658
01:04:54,696 --> 01:04:56,933
to let the audience know
that she means business.

1659
01:04:56,966 --> 01:05:00,369
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered

1660
01:05:00,402 --> 01:05:04,473
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!

1661
01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,542
(muffled pleading)

1662
01:05:06,575 --> 01:05:08,544
(gasps, laughs) Henry! Bank you!

1663
01:05:08,577 --> 01:05:10,412
(muffled):
Mm-mm, mm-mm!

1664
01:05:10,445 --> 01:05:12,447
GOOMI:
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

1665
01:05:12,481 --> 01:05:14,783
-He's really getting
into the part. -Aw.

1666
01:05:14,817 --> 01:05:16,852
(sighs) Well, James.

1667
01:05:16,885 --> 01:05:18,554
Jim. Jimmy.

1668
01:05:18,587 --> 01:05:19,923
-Jimothy.
-(yelps)

1669
01:05:19,956 --> 01:05:23,792
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?

1670
01:05:23,826 --> 01:05:25,028
Sí, sí. (laughing)

1671
01:05:25,061 --> 01:05:28,363
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?

1672
01:05:28,397 --> 01:05:29,565
Th-This is your project.

1673
01:05:29,598 --> 01:05:30,899
I don't want
to step on any toes.

1674
01:05:30,934 --> 01:05:33,502
No problemo. Lumiosa!

1675
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:35,537
Sonos!

1676
01:05:35,571 --> 01:05:36,906
(microphone feedback)

1677
01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:38,440
Y smoka!

1678
01:05:38,473 --> 01:05:40,642
<i>Minions y Monstras.</i>

1679
01:05:40,676 --> 01:05:41,911
Uno!

1680
01:05:41,945 --> 01:05:44,346
♪ ♪

1681
01:05:45,581 --> 01:05:47,116
(Goomi laughing maniacally)

1682
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:50,385
The end is finally here.

1683
01:05:50,419 --> 01:05:53,455
Earth is living
its last moments.

1684
01:05:53,488 --> 01:05:55,858
The monsters are back

1685
01:05:55,891 --> 01:05:58,527
-with a vengeance!
-(thunder cracking)

1686
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:04,466
The time for Irene
has come again!

1687
01:06:04,499 --> 01:06:06,002
Rahlia!

1688
01:06:06,035 --> 01:06:08,570
-Yogsogoth!
-(soft whooshing)

1689
01:06:09,239 --> 01:06:11,140
-Flitahgen!
-(crackling)

1690
01:06:11,174 --> 01:06:13,910
-Carbonica!
-(whooshing)

1691
01:06:13,943 --> 01:06:17,512
Alea Iacta Est!

1692
01:06:18,047 --> 01:06:21,884
Mercurio Sulubidis!

1693
01:06:23,619 --> 01:06:27,924
Cardamen Macchiato!

1694
01:06:33,462 --> 01:06:35,664
♪ ♪

1695
01:06:39,102 --> 01:06:40,769
(exclaims)

1696
01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:45,041
Welcome, the all-consuming,

1697
01:06:45,074 --> 01:06:48,011
all-powerful Irene!

1698
01:06:48,044 --> 01:06:49,745
(low growl)

1699
01:06:49,778 --> 01:06:51,580
(thuds)

1700
01:06:51,613 --> 01:06:54,217
(low burbling)

1701
01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:55,919
PHILLIPS:
Irene!

1702
01:06:55,952 --> 01:06:57,519
(gasps, exhales)

1703
01:06:57,552 --> 01:07:00,089
Wow, you're so beautiful!

1704
01:07:00,123 --> 01:07:03,192
So big, so orange, so...

1705
01:07:03,226 --> 01:07:06,795
G-G-Gooey!

1706
01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:09,065
Now feed, Irene!

1707
01:07:09,098 --> 01:07:12,101
Feast on our modest offering

1708
01:07:12,135 --> 01:07:14,903
and go forth into the world!

1709
01:07:14,938 --> 01:07:16,471
♪ ♪

1710
01:07:16,505 --> 01:07:17,806
(muffled shouting)

1711
01:07:17,839 --> 01:07:20,143
(low growl)

1712
01:07:20,176 --> 01:07:22,744
(muffled shouting continues)

1713
01:07:22,778 --> 01:07:24,948
C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry!

1714
01:07:24,981 --> 01:07:26,782
(strained grunting)

1715
01:07:27,616 --> 01:07:30,086
(yelling, grunting)

1716
01:07:30,119 --> 01:07:32,487
-(grunts)
-(Irene bellowing)

1717
01:07:33,822 --> 01:07:35,124
-(crashing)
-(whimpering)

1718
01:07:35,158 --> 01:07:36,993
(exclaims)

1719
01:07:37,026 --> 01:07:39,228
(panting, whimpering)

1720
01:07:39,262 --> 01:07:40,829
(screams)

1721
01:07:45,168 --> 01:07:46,970
(grunting)

1722
01:07:47,003 --> 01:07:48,104
(panting)

1723
01:07:48,137 --> 01:07:49,973
James! Helpa me!

1724
01:07:50,006 --> 01:07:51,640
Huh? Helpa?

1725
01:07:51,673 --> 01:07:53,209
But por qué helpa?

1726
01:07:53,242 --> 01:07:54,776
-(Irene bellowing)
-(screams)

1727
01:07:57,914 --> 01:07:59,881
(grunting) James!

1728
01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:01,184
Uh, no, no!

1729
01:08:01,217 --> 01:08:02,617
Stoppa!

1730
01:08:02,651 --> 01:08:04,220
Irene, stoppa!

1731
01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:06,588
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!

1732
01:08:06,621 --> 01:08:09,092
GOOMI:
Stop? I'm not gonna stop.

1733
01:08:09,125 --> 01:08:11,727
I've been waiting
for this moment for eons.

1734
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,731
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.

1735
01:08:15,764 --> 01:08:17,266
No!

1736
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:19,002
-(low roaring)
-(whimpering)

1737
01:08:19,035 --> 01:08:21,070
(panting)

1738
01:08:21,104 --> 01:08:23,505
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1739
01:08:26,209 --> 01:08:28,777
Henry! Oh, oh, no!

1740
01:08:32,115 --> 01:08:33,615
(gasping)

1741
01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:36,119
(screaming, yelling)

1742
01:08:42,824 --> 01:08:44,994
(panicked screaming)

1743
01:08:45,827 --> 01:08:48,663
-(panicked screaming continues)
-(horns honking)

1744
01:08:48,697 --> 01:08:50,632
(panting, whimpering)

1745
01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:53,902
(whistles)

1746
01:08:55,171 --> 01:08:57,040
(panicked screaming, shouting)

1747
01:08:57,073 --> 01:08:58,673
Henry! Uh...

1748
01:08:59,976 --> 01:09:01,277
(yells, whimpers)

1749
01:09:01,310 --> 01:09:02,644
(growls)

1750
01:09:02,677 --> 01:09:03,980
(grunting rhythmically)

1751
01:09:04,013 --> 01:09:05,114
(dog barks)

1752
01:09:05,148 --> 01:09:06,349
(woman screams)

1753
01:09:06,382 --> 01:09:08,217
(Debbie sighs contentedly)

1754
01:09:08,251 --> 01:09:09,919
That was super fun.

1755
01:09:09,952 --> 01:09:12,754
What a perfect day
this has been.

1756
01:09:12,788 --> 01:09:14,157
Thank you so much.

1757
01:09:14,190 --> 01:09:16,192
Oh. Oh, no.

1758
01:09:16,225 --> 01:09:18,693
No, no. No. Thank you.

1759
01:09:18,727 --> 01:09:20,762
I really like you, Dort.
You're...

1760
01:09:20,796 --> 01:09:23,299
you're not like
the other men that I know.

1761
01:09:23,332 --> 01:09:27,203
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings

1762
01:09:27,236 --> 01:09:29,372
to avoid appearing vulnerable?

1763
01:09:29,405 --> 01:09:32,308
Well, yes, but more like,
with you...

1764
01:09:32,341 --> 01:09:36,012
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.

1765
01:09:36,045 --> 01:09:38,647
Aw, Debbie.

1766
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,582
Dort.

1767
01:09:41,284 --> 01:09:43,685
♪ ♪

1768
01:09:45,154 --> 01:09:46,355
(whooshing)

1769
01:09:46,389 --> 01:09:48,091
-(crashing)
-(gasps)

1770
01:09:48,124 --> 01:09:50,159
(panicked screaming)

1771
01:09:52,995 --> 01:09:54,097
(gasps)

1772
01:09:54,130 --> 01:09:55,697
(speaks Minionese, gasps)

1773
01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,101
(Henry screaming)

1774
01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:00,702
(yelps, whimpering)

1775
01:10:00,735 --> 01:10:02,305
(stammers) C'est la Henry!

1776
01:10:02,338 --> 01:10:04,307
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!

1777
01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:05,374
Help buddy, buddy.

1778
01:10:05,408 --> 01:10:07,376
-DORT: Huh?
-Oh, my heavens!

1779
01:10:07,410 --> 01:10:08,945
Look at that thing!

1780
01:10:08,978 --> 01:10:11,380
Well, he's no match
for my robot boyfriend.

1781
01:10:11,414 --> 01:10:14,117
Go! Get him, baby!

1782
01:10:14,150 --> 01:10:15,784
Um, yes, yes.

1783
01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:18,753
But that thing i-is huge!

1784
01:10:18,787 --> 01:10:21,390
Uh, I, um... (clears throat)

1785
01:10:21,424 --> 01:10:22,824
Okay.

1786
01:10:22,858 --> 01:10:24,759
(Dort whimpering)

1787
01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:26,695
-Dort?
-Dort?

1788
01:10:26,728 --> 01:10:28,697
(Dort grunting)

1789
01:10:30,199 --> 01:10:32,401
-(metallic thud)
-(cat yowls) -Dort!

1790
01:10:32,435 --> 01:10:33,802
-Uh, uh...
-Hmm?

1791
01:10:33,835 --> 01:10:35,404
Buddies.
(speaks Minionese) ...Dort.

1792
01:10:35,438 --> 01:10:37,006
Y tú. Helpa Henry!

1793
01:10:37,039 --> 01:10:38,274
Huh? Helpa Henry?

1794
01:10:38,307 --> 01:10:40,709
Sí, helpa Henry!

1795
01:10:40,742 --> 01:10:42,011
(growls) Buddies!

1796
01:10:42,044 --> 01:10:45,114
-Helpa Henry!
-(shouting in Minionese)

1797
01:10:45,148 --> 01:10:47,917
(panicked screaming)

1798
01:10:51,187 --> 01:10:53,289
(woman grunting)

1799
01:10:53,322 --> 01:10:54,823
(yells)

1800
01:10:54,856 --> 01:10:56,691
(laughing maniacally)

1801
01:10:56,725 --> 01:10:58,827
-(woman grunting)
-(continues laughing)

1802
01:10:59,495 --> 01:11:01,197
(distorted Klaxon horn honking)

1803
01:11:03,199 --> 01:11:06,102
-(panicked screaming)
-(Henry yelling)

1804
01:11:06,135 --> 01:11:07,769
(tires screech)

1805
01:11:08,371 --> 01:11:11,806
On my command, prepare to fire!

1806
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,110
(growling)

1807
01:11:14,143 --> 01:11:15,111
And, uh...

1808
01:11:15,144 --> 01:11:19,415
-(deep bellowing)
-(screaming)

1809
01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:21,951
Fall back! Fall back!

1810
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,088
(panting) Huh?

1811
01:11:26,122 --> 01:11:27,223
(growls)

1812
01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:31,860
(laughing, hooting)

1813
01:11:34,430 --> 01:11:36,065
-(laughing) Uh.
-Ooh. Uh.

1814
01:11:36,098 --> 01:11:39,135
-Uh, uh, uh, uh...
-(metallic clanging)

1815
01:11:39,168 --> 01:11:40,970
Hmph. (growls)

1816
01:11:41,470 --> 01:11:42,804
Meow.

1817
01:11:42,837 --> 01:11:44,073
(grunting)

1818
01:11:44,106 --> 01:11:46,209
(smacks lips, laughs maniacally)

1819
01:11:46,242 --> 01:11:48,477
(speaking Minionese)

1820
01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:50,779
(cheering, yelling)

1821
01:11:50,812 --> 01:11:52,381
DEBBIE:
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

1822
01:11:52,415 --> 01:11:54,350
-(Minions panting)
-Dort!

1823
01:11:55,117 --> 01:11:57,353
DEBBIE:
Where are we going? (yells)

1824
01:11:57,386 --> 01:11:59,055
(panting)

1825
01:11:59,088 --> 01:12:01,290
-(door slams shut)
-Dort!

1826
01:12:01,324 --> 01:12:02,525
Opena!

1827
01:12:02,558 --> 01:12:04,759
(Dick grunting)

1828
01:12:05,394 --> 01:12:06,529
Huh?

1829
01:12:06,562 --> 01:12:09,131
-(high-pitched whirring)
-(exclaims)

1830
01:12:10,099 --> 01:12:12,867
(shouting in Minionese)

1831
01:12:13,536 --> 01:12:15,104
-(speaks Minionese)
-(yelps)

1832
01:12:15,137 --> 01:12:17,772
-(panting, speaks Minionese)
-(screams)

1833
01:12:18,407 --> 01:12:19,976
(grunts) Phew.

1834
01:12:20,009 --> 01:12:21,277
-Hey, what are you doing?
-(grunting) Ouch! Ouch!

1835
01:12:21,310 --> 01:12:23,379
-Get out of here, you weirdo.
-Ouch! (screams)

1836
01:12:23,412 --> 01:12:26,349
(panicked panting)

1837
01:12:26,382 --> 01:12:27,516
(muffled grunts)

1838
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,218
(screaming)

1839
01:12:29,252 --> 01:12:30,852
(yelling)

1840
01:12:30,885 --> 01:12:33,256
(muffled yelling)

1841
01:12:33,289 --> 01:12:34,957
(laughs) Henry.

1842
01:12:34,991 --> 01:12:36,525
So I guess this is the end.

1843
01:12:36,559 --> 01:12:38,893
Irene, finish him!

1844
01:12:38,928 --> 01:12:40,563
HENRY:
Huh? (stammering)

1845
01:12:40,596 --> 01:12:42,198
(gasping)

1846
01:12:43,199 --> 01:12:45,234
Oh!

1847
01:12:46,901 --> 01:12:49,171
-(tires screeching)
-No, no, no, no, no!

1848
01:12:51,941 --> 01:12:54,977
(screaming)

1849
01:12:55,011 --> 01:12:56,412
(muffled grunt)

1850
01:12:56,445 --> 01:12:57,846
Henry!

1851
01:12:57,879 --> 01:13:00,082
-(growls)
-(tires screeching)

1852
01:13:01,517 --> 01:13:04,954
(shouting in Minionese)

1853
01:13:04,987 --> 01:13:07,189
(burbling)

1854
01:13:07,223 --> 01:13:09,824
-(engine puttering)
-Huh?

1855
01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:18,367
(grunts)

1856
01:13:23,906 --> 01:13:25,574
-(electrical crackling)
-Ah, no!

1857
01:13:25,608 --> 01:13:27,510
(speaking Minionese)

1858
01:13:27,543 --> 01:13:29,945
(muffled grunting)

1859
01:13:30,646 --> 01:13:33,049
(muffled grunting continues)

1860
01:13:36,452 --> 01:13:39,121
Ah... (speaking Minionese)

1861
01:13:40,056 --> 01:13:42,824
-(speaking Minionese angrily)
-(switch clicking)

1862
01:13:44,427 --> 01:13:46,329
Ah... (sighs)

1863
01:13:46,362 --> 01:13:47,363
(screams)

1864
01:13:47,396 --> 01:13:50,399
(both screaming)

1865
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,935
Huh? Henry!

1866
01:13:52,968 --> 01:13:54,203
-(laughing)
-James!

1867
01:13:54,236 --> 01:13:55,604
-BOTH: Toot, toot!
-(Klaxon horn honking)

1868
01:13:55,638 --> 01:13:57,606
-(both laughing)
-(engine puttering)

1869
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,009
-GREG: Minions!
-Huh?

1870
01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:01,977
-GOOMI: What?
-(shouting in Minionese)

1871
01:14:02,011 --> 01:14:04,213
(continues shouting
in Minionese)

1872
01:14:04,246 --> 01:14:06,482
Mm, piñata!

1873
01:14:06,515 --> 01:14:08,317
(grunts, speaks Minionese)

1874
01:14:09,352 --> 01:14:10,386
Huh?

1875
01:14:11,487 --> 01:14:12,621
(grunts weakly)

1876
01:14:12,655 --> 01:14:14,490
(shouting in Minionese)

1877
01:14:14,523 --> 01:14:16,926
(grunting)

1878
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:20,129
(shouting in Minionese)

1879
01:14:20,162 --> 01:14:21,564
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

1880
01:14:21,597 --> 01:14:22,631
Click! Click! Click?

1881
01:14:22,665 --> 01:14:24,300
(growls, shouts in Minionese)

1882
01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:25,534
Yah! Yah!

1883
01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:27,370
(shouts in Minionese)

1884
01:14:27,403 --> 01:14:28,637
(hammer squeaks)

1885
01:14:28,671 --> 01:14:31,040
(shouting in Minionese)

1886
01:14:34,043 --> 01:14:35,611
-(buzzing)
-(laughing)

1887
01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:37,279
(snapping)

1888
01:14:37,313 --> 01:14:38,447
Ow!

1889
01:14:38,481 --> 01:14:40,149
(groaning)

1890
01:14:41,517 --> 01:14:44,286
(speaks Minionese) Bazooka!

1891
01:14:46,389 --> 01:14:47,957
(grunts)

1892
01:14:49,325 --> 01:14:50,526
(grunts)

1893
01:14:50,559 --> 01:14:52,928
(muffled explosions)

1894
01:14:57,433 --> 01:15:00,336
(low bellowing)

1895
01:15:00,369 --> 01:15:02,938
(Minions cheering)

1896
01:15:02,972 --> 01:15:04,540
(gasps) James!

1897
01:15:04,573 --> 01:15:06,642
Looka, looka! (speaks Minionese)

1898
01:15:06,675 --> 01:15:08,644
Go, go, go!

1899
01:15:08,677 --> 01:15:10,546
(grunts, speaks Minionese)

1900
01:15:10,579 --> 01:15:11,680
(laughing)

1901
01:15:11,714 --> 01:15:14,383
(cheering, laughing)

1902
01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:16,485
(burbling)

1903
01:15:16,519 --> 01:15:18,554
(Minions gasping)

1904
01:15:18,587 --> 01:15:20,923
(stammering, whimpering)

1905
01:15:25,594 --> 01:15:27,163
HENRY:
Oh...!

1906
01:15:27,196 --> 01:15:29,965
(shouting in Minionese)

1907
01:15:32,001 --> 01:15:33,269
(Minions yelling)

1908
01:15:33,302 --> 01:15:35,471
(James and Henry grunting)

1909
01:15:36,105 --> 01:15:38,407
(Goomi laughing maniacally)

1910
01:15:38,441 --> 01:15:41,177
Good game, fellas,
but it's over.

1911
01:15:41,210 --> 01:15:43,979
Irene, take 'em all down!

1912
01:15:44,013 --> 01:15:45,714
(Goomi laughing)

1913
01:15:45,748 --> 01:15:48,117
(panicked shouting)

1914
01:15:48,150 --> 01:15:50,119
(whimpering)

1915
01:15:50,152 --> 01:15:52,388
(bellowing)

1916
01:15:52,421 --> 01:15:53,989
Uh, James.

1917
01:15:54,023 --> 01:15:56,025
(whimpering, yelps)

1918
01:15:58,461 --> 01:15:59,395
(bellowing)

1919
01:15:59,428 --> 01:16:01,464
(electrical crackling,
electronic whooping)

1920
01:16:01,497 --> 01:16:03,365
MINIONS:
Huh?

1921
01:16:03,399 --> 01:16:06,101
Ah, ah, what's happening?
Who dares?

1922
01:16:06,135 --> 01:16:08,337
(electronic whooping)

1923
01:16:09,772 --> 01:16:12,208
I am Dort!

1924
01:16:12,241 --> 01:16:14,376
(Minions cheering)

1925
01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,077
Bravo!

1926
01:16:15,110 --> 01:16:18,547
Call off your attack, or else.

1927
01:16:18,581 --> 01:16:21,116
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?

1928
01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:23,018
We've got Irene!

1929
01:16:23,052 --> 01:16:24,420
Agreed.

1930
01:16:24,453 --> 01:16:27,423
But I've got...

1931
01:16:27,456 --> 01:16:30,159
Minions!

1932
01:16:30,192 --> 01:16:31,594
(Dick laughing)

1933
01:16:31,627 --> 01:16:33,229
Piñata!

1934
01:16:33,262 --> 01:16:35,197
(Minions shouting)

1935
01:16:37,733 --> 01:16:40,336
(screaming)

1936
01:16:41,804 --> 01:16:44,273
(panting, screaming)

1937
01:16:48,177 --> 01:16:50,112
(deep bellowing)

1938
01:16:50,145 --> 01:16:52,314
(screaming, grunting)

1939
01:16:55,618 --> 01:16:57,319
(yelling)

1940
01:16:58,821 --> 01:17:00,589
(Dick laughing)

1941
01:17:00,623 --> 01:17:02,391
(grunting)

1942
01:17:02,424 --> 01:17:03,559
(gagging)

1943
01:17:03,592 --> 01:17:05,494
(speaking Minionese)

1944
01:17:05,528 --> 01:17:06,829
Uh, no.

1945
01:17:06,862 --> 01:17:08,130
-(grunting, gasps)
-(chicken squawks)

1946
01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:10,633
(speaking Minionese angrily)

1947
01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:11,800
-(screams)
-(spring boings)

1948
01:17:11,834 --> 01:17:13,669
(muffled shouting)

1949
01:17:13,702 --> 01:17:16,405
(panting, sighing)

1950
01:17:16,438 --> 01:17:17,273
Ah...

1951
01:17:17,306 --> 01:17:18,541
BOTH:
Kanpai!

1952
01:17:18,574 --> 01:17:19,675
(grunting)

1953
01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:24,179
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

1954
01:17:25,114 --> 01:17:27,316
(deep bellowing)

1955
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:34,223
(weapons whirring)

1956
01:17:37,426 --> 01:17:40,229
♪ ♪

1957
01:17:45,734 --> 01:17:47,836
(Howard and Phillips crying)

1958
01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:50,372
GOOMI (sobbing):
Irene!

1959
01:17:51,273 --> 01:17:52,608
JAMES:
Hey, Goomi!

1960
01:17:52,641 --> 01:17:53,742
Huh?

1961
01:17:53,776 --> 01:17:56,245
(sighs, speaks Minionese)

1962
01:17:57,713 --> 01:17:59,315
-Huh?
-GOOMI: Oh, no.

1963
01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:01,150
-No, no. No, no, no, no.
-(Phillips and Howard gasping)

1964
01:18:01,183 --> 01:18:02,184
No, no, no, no!

1965
01:18:02,217 --> 01:18:04,486
Undo la spella.

1966
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,889
-Command-Zed!
-(screams)

1967
01:18:06,923 --> 01:18:08,557
Run for it, boys!

1968
01:18:08,591 --> 01:18:10,593
JAMES:
Undo!

1969
01:18:10,626 --> 01:18:13,128
(panting, screaming)

1970
01:18:13,162 --> 01:18:15,197
(panicked shouting)

1971
01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:18,133
JAMES:
Command-Zed!

1972
01:18:18,167 --> 01:18:21,470
Don't you dare lock me
in there again, or I'm gonna...

1973
01:18:23,305 --> 01:18:25,574
(Minions laughing and cheering)

1974
01:18:27,876 --> 01:18:29,578
(laughs) Dick!

1975
01:18:29,612 --> 01:18:30,713
Tú le besta.

1976
01:18:30,746 --> 01:18:32,414
No, Greg. Tú le besta.

1977
01:18:32,448 --> 01:18:34,617
-DICK: Ah. Oh!
-(laughing)

1978
01:18:35,584 --> 01:18:36,752
(laughing)

1979
01:18:36,785 --> 01:18:37,853
Oh.

1980
01:18:37,886 --> 01:18:39,755
(crying)

1981
01:18:39,788 --> 01:18:42,257
DEBBIE:
Dort! Dort!

1982
01:18:43,592 --> 01:18:45,394
Oh, Debbie!

1983
01:18:46,428 --> 01:18:47,696
OLIVIA:
<i>Yes, indeed.</i>

1984
01:18:47,730 --> 01:18:51,266
<i>The day and Earth itself</i>
<i>was saved.</i>

1985
01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:52,868
<i>All was right in the world.</i>

1986
01:18:52,901 --> 01:18:53,937
(Minions gasp)

1987
01:18:53,970 --> 01:18:55,604
<i>And get this.</i>

1988
01:18:55,638 --> 01:18:58,273
<i>-Ed had never stopped filming.</i>
-(camera rattling)

1989
01:18:58,307 --> 01:19:00,275
(Henry and James cheering)

1990
01:19:00,309 --> 01:19:02,277
(laughing)

1991
01:19:02,311 --> 01:19:03,746
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

1992
01:19:03,779 --> 01:19:05,547
(laughing)

1993
01:19:06,148 --> 01:19:09,451
OLIVIA: <i>And so,</i>
<i>after months of hard work,</i>

1994
01:19:09,485 --> 01:19:12,254
<i>and with the help</i>
<i>of all of his buddies,</i>

1995
01:19:12,287 --> 01:19:14,924
<i>James had made his dream</i>
<i>come true.</i>

1996
01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:17,961
<i>He had done it.</i>

1997
01:19:17,994 --> 01:19:21,230
<i>He had finally made his movie.</i>

1998
01:19:24,566 --> 01:19:27,269
(Minions laughing over speakers)

1999
01:19:27,903 --> 01:19:29,605
<i>And let me tell you,</i>

2000
01:19:29,638 --> 01:19:33,542
<i>watching the movie play</i>
<i>with a theater full of people,</i>

2001
01:19:33,575 --> 01:19:37,446
<i>there was truly nothing better.</i>

2002
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:39,748
-(cheering and applause)
-(chanting): James! James!

2003
01:19:39,782 --> 01:19:40,950
James! James!

2004
01:19:40,984 --> 01:19:44,887
James! James!
James! James! James!

2005
01:19:44,921 --> 01:19:47,322
(cheering and applause continue)

2006
01:19:48,290 --> 01:19:50,626
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.

2007
01:19:50,659 --> 01:19:52,162
Bank you.

2008
01:19:52,861 --> 01:19:54,563
Bank you.

2009
01:19:54,596 --> 01:19:56,365
Bravo!

2010
01:19:56,398 --> 01:19:58,734
I'm so proud of you, James!

2011
01:19:58,767 --> 01:19:59,936
Oh, xiè xie.

2012
01:19:59,969 --> 01:20:01,470
DORT:
Fantastic work, Minions.

2013
01:20:01,503 --> 01:20:03,872
That was incredible.

2014
01:20:03,907 --> 01:20:05,975
Fun for the whole family.

2015
01:20:06,009 --> 01:20:07,977
(speaks Minionese)

2016
01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:13,215
OLIVIA: <i>And the evening just</i>
<i>kept getting better and better.</i>

2017
01:20:13,882 --> 01:20:15,551
Uh...

2018
01:20:17,686 --> 01:20:19,822
(gasps) Uh.

2019
01:20:19,855 --> 01:20:22,324
(laughs) Whoo-hoo-hoo!

2020
01:20:22,357 --> 01:20:24,259
-(laughing)
-Bank you, Henry.

2021
01:20:24,293 --> 01:20:25,661
(both laughing)

2022
01:20:26,628 --> 01:20:28,363
♪ ♪

2023
01:20:28,397 --> 01:20:29,865
(cheering wildly)

2024
01:20:29,898 --> 01:20:32,701
OLIVIA: <i>Oh, was it</i>
<i>a glorious, beautiful moment</i>

2025
01:20:32,735 --> 01:20:35,637
<i>that none of them</i>
<i>would ever forget.</i>

2026
01:20:35,671 --> 01:20:36,505
(Dick sobbing)

2027
01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:38,041
<i>They had done it.</i>

2028
01:20:38,074 --> 01:20:42,611
<i>The Minions had achieved success</i>
<i>in the face of adversity.</i>

2029
01:20:42,644 --> 01:20:44,914
And even though
it took a long time

2030
01:20:44,948 --> 01:20:49,284
and it wasn't always easy,
they came out on top.

2031
01:20:49,318 --> 01:20:50,886
As a group.

2032
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,654
As a tribe.

2033
01:20:52,688 --> 01:20:54,490
As friends.

2034
01:20:54,523 --> 01:20:56,725
ATTENDEES:
Aw!

2035
01:20:57,392 --> 01:20:58,794
-Cut!
-(stage bell ringing)

2036
01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:01,030
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!

2037
01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:02,798
Bank you!

2038
01:21:02,831 --> 01:21:05,534
-(cheering, happy chattering)
-("Hooray for Hollywood" plays)

2039
01:21:05,567 --> 01:21:06,635
Hey, hey.

2040
01:21:06,668 --> 01:21:08,771
-Bank you!
-DORT: Way to go, Minions.

2041
01:21:08,804 --> 01:21:11,340
-Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! !Cuidado!
-(thudding footsteps)

2042
01:21:11,373 --> 01:21:12,508
(yelps)

2043
01:21:12,541 --> 01:21:15,377
-HENRY: Hey!
-(Cyclops laughing)

2044
01:21:15,410 --> 01:21:17,046
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

2045
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,915
(children laughing)

2046
01:21:18,948 --> 01:21:21,316
(Minions shouting happily)

2047
01:21:21,350 --> 01:21:22,651
(speaking Minionese)

2048
01:21:22,684 --> 01:21:23,852
-Thank you.
-(cork pops)

2049
01:21:23,886 --> 01:21:25,521
-(Henry and James laughing)
-Whoo!

2050
01:21:25,554 --> 01:21:27,356
(James speaks Minionese)

2051
01:21:27,389 --> 01:21:29,324
-Hey. (chuckles)
-Come here, come here.

2052
01:21:29,358 --> 01:21:31,560
(speaks Minionese, laughs)

2053
01:21:31,593 --> 01:21:33,729
(Henry speaking Minionese)

2054
01:21:33,762 --> 01:21:35,031
Bank you, Floyd!

2055
01:21:35,064 --> 01:21:36,865
(speaking Minionese excitedly)

2056
01:21:36,899 --> 01:21:37,967
-Aw.
-(laughing)

2057
01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:39,535
(Minionese baby talk)

2058
01:21:39,568 --> 01:21:42,337
-Eh, James, tapioca?
-(laughing)

2059
01:21:42,371 --> 01:21:45,041
-Tapioca.
-Credits!

2060
01:21:45,074 --> 01:21:47,442
♪ ♪

2061
01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:06,361
STUART:
Ooh.

2062
01:22:06,395 --> 01:22:08,630
-(laughing)
-Eh.

2063
01:22:08,664 --> 01:22:10,967
-(dog sniffing)
-STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss.

2064
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,135
(chuckles)

2065
01:22:12,168 --> 01:22:14,503
(speaking foreign language)

2066
01:22:15,470 --> 01:22:17,472
-(barks, snarls)
-(screaming)

2067
01:22:17,506 --> 01:22:20,442
-(snarling)
-(Stuart and Kevin laughing)

2068
01:22:20,475 --> 01:22:21,844
-(snarling continues)
-(yelping)

2069
01:22:21,877 --> 01:22:24,479
-(Gru and Minions screaming)
-(snarling)

2070
01:22:24,513 --> 01:22:26,748
♪ ♪

2071
01:22:34,756 --> 01:22:38,161
(speaking foreign language)

2072
01:22:38,194 --> 01:22:40,362
(gasping)

2073
01:22:41,164 --> 01:22:42,999
(echoing):
Whoa!

2074
01:22:43,032 --> 01:22:44,566
Bello?

2075
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,501
Stuart, helpa con la booka.

2076
01:22:46,535 --> 01:22:48,904
Uh...
(speaking foreign language)

2077
01:22:49,438 --> 01:22:51,074
(Dr. Nefario yelling)

2078
01:22:51,107 --> 01:22:53,475
(speaking foreign language)

2079
01:22:54,776 --> 01:22:56,879
Ah, uh, uh...
(speaking Minionese)

2080
01:22:56,913 --> 01:22:58,614
(grunting)

2081
01:22:58,647 --> 01:22:59,983
-Ow! Ow! Ooh!
-(squeaking)

2082
01:23:00,016 --> 01:23:02,451
-Stop! Hey, stop it!
-(Minions laughing)

2083
01:23:03,119 --> 01:23:05,487
♪ ♪

2084
01:23:13,695 --> 01:23:14,696
Eh?

2085
01:23:14,730 --> 01:23:16,966
(speaking foreign language)

2086
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,502
-Uh...
-(speaking Minionese)

2087
01:23:20,535 --> 01:23:22,939
Ah. (speaking foreign language)

2088
01:23:24,207 --> 01:23:26,042
♪ ♪

2089
01:23:26,075 --> 01:23:28,111
(laughing)

2090
01:23:28,144 --> 01:23:30,179
(laughing, shouting happily)

2091
01:23:30,213 --> 01:23:32,614
(lighthearted music playing)

2092
01:23:33,649 --> 01:23:37,186
(dramatic orchestra music plays
and choir sings)

2093
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:39,588
(lighthearted music resumes)

2094
01:23:40,822 --> 01:23:42,926
(laughing)

2095
01:23:42,959 --> 01:23:44,493
Ooh, looka, looka!

2096
01:23:44,526 --> 01:23:46,495
(speaking foreign language)

2097
01:23:46,528 --> 01:23:47,931
-(deep growling)
-(gasping)

2098
01:23:47,964 --> 01:23:48,965
(laughing)

2099
01:23:48,998 --> 01:23:50,666
(bellowing)

2100
01:23:50,699 --> 01:23:52,534
(shouting happily, laughing)

2101
01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:54,170
Come here, come here!
(speaks Minionese)

2102
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,605
-(giggling)
-(deep laughter)

2103
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:59,574
♪ ♪

2104
01:24:07,816 --> 01:24:08,750
(laughing)

2105
01:24:08,784 --> 01:24:11,553
(speaking foreign language)
...Kitty Gru!

2106
01:24:12,521 --> 01:24:13,789
Rawr.

2107
01:24:13,822 --> 01:24:15,992
(laughing)

2108
01:24:16,025 --> 01:24:19,162
(speaking foreign language)
...Sheepy Gru!

2109
01:24:19,195 --> 01:24:20,263
Baa... (grunts)

2110
01:24:20,296 --> 01:24:21,630
(laughing)

2111
01:24:21,663 --> 01:24:22,966
Ooh, ooh. (speaks Minionese)

2112
01:24:22,999 --> 01:24:25,634
(speaking foreign language)
...Penguin Gru!

2113
01:24:26,601 --> 01:24:28,704
-(squawks)
-(laughing)

2114
01:24:28,737 --> 01:24:31,274
(speaking foreign language)
...Piggy Gru!

2115
01:24:31,307 --> 01:24:32,574
(oinks)

2116
01:24:32,607 --> 01:24:34,576
(laughing)

2117
01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:36,145
(speaking Minionese)

2118
01:24:36,179 --> 01:24:38,147
(clears throat)

2119
01:24:38,181 --> 01:24:39,681
(laughs sheepishly)

2120
01:24:39,715 --> 01:24:41,483
(speaks foreign language)

2121
01:24:42,884 --> 01:24:44,820
(screaming)

2122
01:24:45,887 --> 01:24:48,124
-(laughing)
-(oinking)

2123
01:24:48,157 --> 01:24:50,559
♪ ♪

2124
01:25:20,156 --> 01:25:22,524
♪ ♪

2125
01:25:51,954 --> 01:25:53,990
♪ ♪

2126
01:26:23,219 --> 01:26:25,587
♪ ♪

2127
01:26:41,104 --> 01:26:43,139
♪ ♪

2128
01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,920
♪ ♪

2129
01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:29,818
♪ ♪

2130
01:28:00,082 --> 01:28:02,118
♪ ♪

2131
01:28:21,370 --> 01:28:23,738
(soprano singing aria)

2132
01:28:53,135 --> 01:28:55,304
(soprano continues singing)

2133
01:29:25,568 --> 01:29:27,970
(soprano continues singing)

2134
01:29:33,476 --> 01:29:35,877
(carrying note)

2135
01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:47,056
(voice squeaking,
note continues off-key)

2136
01:29:49,358 --> 01:29:51,594
-(Minion coughing hoarsely)
-(music ends)

2137
01:29:51,627 --> 01:29:52,694
(sighs heavily)